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Offline Schadenfreude

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"A beaver by any other name..."
« on: January 05, 2008, 08:40:34 AM »
An innuendo or double entendre by definition has two meanings, one of which is indelicate.

My big hairy beaver...

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Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2008, 08:45:42 AM »
Your beaver should use whitening strips. 

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Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2008, 08:47:31 AM »
there's the



bearded clam,

of course.
Let nothing trouble you,
Let nothing frighten you. 
All things are passing;
God never changes.
Patience attains all that it strives for.
He who has God lacks nothing:
God alone suffices.
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Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2008, 08:48:47 AM »
Your beaver should use whitening strips. 

That's what morning wood is for.   :naughty: Anyway, as moderator, I'll thank you to not criticize my beaver.  :lmao:
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Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2008, 08:49:07 AM »
there's the



bearded clam,

of course.

 :newyear:
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Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2008, 08:49:57 AM »


And one more!
Let nothing trouble you,
Let nothing frighten you. 
All things are passing;
God never changes.
Patience attains all that it strives for.
He who has God lacks nothing:
God alone suffices.
--St. Theresa of Avila



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Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2008, 08:51:50 AM »
As newshutr reminded me the other day, he has a tripod and he knows how to use it.

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Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2008, 08:53:12 AM »
Your big hairy beaver looks awfully wet. 

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Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2008, 08:54:41 AM »
Your big hairy beaver looks awfully wet. 

that's cuz she was deep-diving.  :newyear:
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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2008, 08:58:44 AM »
Your big hairy beaver looks awfully wet. 

that's cuz she was deep-diving.  :newyear:

Was that because she was trying to get to the root of the wood?

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Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2008, 09:17:29 AM »
Your big hairy beaver looks awfully wet. 

that's cuz she was deep-diving.  :newyear:

Was that because she was trying to get to the root of the wood?

Schade is like a beaver I'm told
long in the tooth, but she's not old!
She is wettened methinks
cuz she swims like a minx
she is naughty and hard to hold!


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Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2008, 01:59:20 PM »


Schade is like a beaver I'm told
long in the tooth, but she's not old!
She is wettened methinks
cuz she swims like a minx
she is naughty and hard to hold!

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Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2008, 02:03:34 PM »


Did you ever consider a career as a greeting card writer my dear?  :rotf:

They are sorta clever, aren't they?  :lmao:
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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2008, 02:41:42 PM »
Your limericks are great  :lmao:
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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2008, 02:48:41 PM »
Your limericks are great  :lmao:

Thank you!  :lmao:
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« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2008, 03:34:44 PM »
This is a slow thread, anyone want to see my *****? (hush BSR :-))

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Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2008, 03:39:01 PM »
Ever try shaving it?
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« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2008, 04:01:45 PM »
Ever try shaving it?

Oh for shame!  :thatsright:
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Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2008, 04:19:27 PM »
Ever try shaving it?


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« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2008, 04:36:19 PM »
That's what I am talking about!  :rotf:
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Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2008, 04:39:57 PM »
Has BSR brought pink taco pictures yet?

And I thought cooter was a character from Dukes of Hazard until I met my previous beau.  :lmao:

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« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2008, 05:48:24 PM »
lmao...I was thinking of that song a little while ago.
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« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2008, 06:03:56 PM »
beavers, cooters, tacos, clams :cheersmate:

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« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2008, 06:08:28 PM »
liberal Pink Taco........

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