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Fat Che causing more trouble
« on: September 22, 2008, 06:48:57 PM »
http://www.tinynibbles.com/blogarchives/2008/08/about-those-restraining-orders.html

Oh my.

Fat Che's been busy lately.

This is about 10% of the way down the page:

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On May 21 2008, I got this email:

    from Ben Burch
    to violet@tinynibbles.com
    cc WN2-LIST 2
    date Wed, May 21, 2008 at 3:15 PM
    subject Cease and Desist

    To the third-rate author, Violet Blue;

    Look, I know you must absolutely loathe sex workers, but if you do NOT lay off poor Violet Blue, the porn star, I will absolutely see to it that the world is reminded about how you abused the legal process against a struggling single mother between now and the end of my time on this planet.

    NOBODY confused the two of you.

    She’s pretty.

    You’re not.

    She does porn films.

    You give bad sex advice.

    Its that simple.

    EXPECT to hear a lot more from me and people I motivate to advocate against you unless you desist in this effort to harm this woman.

    Because there is NOTHING “sex positive” or even “human positive” about you.

    Sincerely,
    -Ben Burch


I had no idea who this guy was, but he was clearly threatening me in regard to my trademark lawsuit, and was going to come after me literally “between now and the end of my time on this planet.”

Probably the only thing positive about Fat Che is his Wasserman.
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Re: Fat Che causing more trouble
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2008, 06:53:47 PM »
If you look at the pic/links around the text, that is a freaking porn site!
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Re: Fat Che causing more trouble
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2008, 06:54:35 PM »
If you look at the pic/links around the text, that is a freaking porn site!



















Do you have any other, similar, links?


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Re: Fat Che causing more trouble
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2008, 06:55:21 PM »
Oh my.

I've wondered what happened to Fat Che since he got kicked out of DU and voluntarily left CU.
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2008, 07:14:11 PM »
He was here at CU?! :o
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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2008, 07:22:16 PM »
He was here at CU?! :o
He had a sock puppet at CU and when he was called on it, he simply ran away.
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2008, 07:56:09 PM »
He was here at CU?! :o
He had a sock puppet at CU and when he was called on it, he simply ran away.

Name, rank, and serial number, Mr.

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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2008, 08:24:43 PM »
Oh wait! :thatsright: CU not CC! :thatsright:
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« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2008, 08:43:39 PM »
He was here at CU?! :o
He had a sock puppet at CU and when he was called on it, he simply ran away.

Name, rank, and serial number, Mr.

You know we don't let prisoners escape!
I can't remember what his handle was.  I stopped posting at CU shortly after the '06 elections and I don't know if I still have a membership there after the recent upgrade and then I don't know if they have posts that old there.
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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2008, 08:51:46 PM »
He was here at CU?! :o
He had a sock puppet at CU and when he was called on it, he simply ran away.

Name, rank, and serial number, Mr.

You know we don't let prisoners escape!
I can't remember what his handle was.  I stopped posting at CU shortly after the '06 elections and I don't know if I still have a membership there after the recent upgrade and then I don't know if they have posts that old there.

"Gruntled" was his name at CU.
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Re: Fat Che causing more trouble
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2008, 09:27:10 PM »
Oh wait! :thatsright: CU not CC! :thatsright:

Oh, good.  I'm not alone!

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« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2008, 09:31:09 PM »
Ok, I am confused here....is Fat Che and Ben Burch one and the same?
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Re: Fat Che causing more trouble
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2008, 09:32:47 PM »
Ok, I am confused here....is Fat Che and Ben Burch one and the same?

Yup.

Damn, I had sooo much fun with Ben Burch, or 'The Fister' as we called him when he was at NU.
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« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2008, 09:36:35 PM »
I still prefer "Fister" for him.
He always hated it when we called him Fister. He insisted it was consensual with females but we always said it was with gays, lol. It was a hoot.
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Re: Fat Che causing more trouble
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2008, 09:45:14 PM »
Well, here's one of them...




and here's the other...



Hate to say it, but I'm on Fat Che's side on this one.


I don't think either one of those women would give Fister the time of day.

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Re: Fat Che causing more trouble
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2008, 03:36:45 AM »
If you look at the pic/links around the text, that is a freaking porn site!

My apologies; after I made the original post, I stopped looking at the text and looked at the pictures instead, and grasped the same thing you did, "My God, that's a porn site!"

I thought about coming back to edit my original post to include that warning, but got distracted.

But given the reputation and proclivities of Fat Che, probably any links associated with him tip off the reader that it "might" be something not decent and civilized.

The name "Fister" predates "Fat Che" by at least a year; he got that name at our old home when somebody found an old internet posting by him--circa 1995 or 1996--in which he was seeking women to jam his fist up their.....well, not their posteriors.

"Fat Che," not quite as clever as "Fister," was devised after I saw a photograph of him in real life (not for the internet, sorry); a big guy a little over 50 years of age, a little over 6', near-sighted, asthmatic, his belly sagging down in front of him as if an apron.  I estimated his weight, at the time of the photograph, to be circa 420 pounds.  He has allegedly been on diets off-and-on, and so that might not be his current weight, but I suspect it probably is still something around that.

The last half of "Fat Che" is because Fat Che, or Fister, romantically imagines himself as some sort of guerrilla "freedom"-fighter, and so the picture emerges of a scowling Che Guevera, beret on top of his head, machine-gun upraised in one arm, jumping over the ramparts, his belly flipping and flopping.
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Re: Fat Che causing more trouble
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2008, 03:57:24 AM »
You know, I always figured Fat Che was so supportive of sex workers' rights because that's the only way he could get a little. I honestly can't understand how any woman would want to sleep with that thing. Granted, I've only slept with the same man for the past 25 years so I'm sure I'm missing something even IF I think he's spoiled me. Still, even when I was a "wild child" I had standards that would pretty much eliminate Fat Che from the competition. But what do I know? I'm just a pro-life Republican woman...that alone exempts me from the party of nuance and "uhs".

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« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2008, 06:43:06 AM »
That first picture looks like a 13 year old playing dress up. :thatsright:  No wonder there are so many freaking child predators out there now.  Between porn stars that look 12 and the industry wide shaving/waxing that goes on.  I am surprised some porn star hasn't had her breast removed so she can make even more movies. :puke:
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Re: Fat Che causing more trouble
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2008, 06:47:18 AM »
Ugh!  Ben Burch takes disgusting to a new low.  I only heard him called Fat Che when I came here, but how fitting.  

I've seen him post that he's married and enjoys an open relationship although it's hard to imagine anyone being within 10 feet of him much less close enough to touch him.  I'm feeling a bit nauseous just considering this.

I'm pretty sure he still posts at Democratic Warrior.  Perhaps PI.

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« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2008, 07:09:59 AM »
Ben Burch was the guy over at DU urging all his fellow cast aways on Skin's Island to purchase Jennings .380 pistols to use to fight in the coming "Conflict" with the evil fundies.

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Re: Fat Che causing more trouble
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2008, 09:25:57 AM »
Ben Burch was the guy over at DU urging all his fellow cast aways on Skin's Island to purchase Jennings .380 pistols to use to fight in the coming "Conflict" with the evil fundies.

:-)

That was him?

What an idiot.
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« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2008, 10:22:53 AM »
Ben Burch was the guy over at DU urging all his fellow cast aways on Skin's Island to purchase Jennings .380 pistols to use to fight in the coming "Conflict" with the evil fundies.

:-)

That was him?

What an idiot.

I was hoping they would, a .380 vs. a .308.  Now THAT would be fun.

But . . . they both have the same numbers, and ours our higher!  We'd win!/DU
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« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2008, 10:24:56 AM »
Ben Burch was the guy over at DU urging all his fellow cast aways on Skin's Island to purchase Jennings .380 pistols to use to fight in the coming "Conflict" with the evil fundies.

:-)


That was him?

What an idiot.

He went into "DU Weapons Expert" mode and told them all about how it was an ABSOLUTELY devastating round, cheap to buy and if they all bought them they would be unstoppable when the Walpurgisnacht started.

Don't get me wrong, I own a KelTek P3AT.  I just wouldn't consider using it much past 3 feet.




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Re: Fat Che causing more trouble
« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2008, 10:53:30 AM »
Ben Burch was the guy over at DU urging all his fellow cast aways on Skin's Island to purchase Jennings .380 pistols to use to fight in the coming "Conflict" with the evil fundies.

:-)


That was him?

What an idiot.

He went into "DU Weapons Expert" mode and told them all about how it was an ABSOLUTELY devastating round, cheap to buy and if they all bought them they would be unstoppable when the Walpurgisnacht started.

Don't get me wrong, I own a KelTek P3AT.  I just wouldn't consider using it much past 3 feet.

Can you guys dumb it down for us gunese illiterates?

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Re: Fat Che causing more trouble
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2008, 02:08:36 PM »
I still prefer "Fister" for him.
He always hated it when we called him Fister. He insisted it was consensual with females but we always said it was with gays, lol. It was a hoot.

It doesn;t matter who he did it with. The  real problem was how freely he was about advertising his love of it in threads that had nothing to do with it.
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