I didn't notice the name of the lunatic who composed this. I just started reading. Then I got to this part...
Everybody was texting loved ones but me
I immediately thought to myself, "a DUmmie has finally glimpsed the truth: that's its hatred and lunacy has pushed every normal person from its life". Then I read the rest and the composing lunatic and realized that it's just more fairy tale drivel from the dregs of society.
I should have known better.