Any crazy DUmmy 2026 midterm predictions?

[67 Rover]

I learned from all those ladies I've been married to and dated.

 

[Ralph Wiggum]

A mea culpa, as it will be documented: I was COMPLETELY wrong on my predictions. Miserably wrong.

Many more thoughts to come as I've been digesting this since around 8pm CT last night. As an aside, the bar where I perform on Tuesday nights has two separate sides. The owner rents out one side every year for a local Democrat watch party. Two years ago on election night, there were a lot of REALLY pissed off Democrats. While I only stayed last night until about 9:45 CT, the other side of the bar was orgasmic and screaming all night.

Hey, we've all been through some shitty elections. Clinton winning in 1994 & '98, Barack Hussein 0bama's back-to-back wins, and of course COVID Joe's fluke win in 2020. But to paraphrase my Dad, one should never let their dauber down. You shouldn't either.

[CC27]

A mea culpa, as it will be documented: I was COMPLETELY wrong on my predictions. Miserably wrong.

Many more thoughts to come as I've been digesting this since around 8pm CT last night. As an aside, the bar where I perform on Tuesday nights has two separate sides. The owner rents out one side every year for a local Democrat watch party. Two years ago on election night, there were a lot of REALLY pissed off Democrats. While I only stayed last night until about 9:45 CT, the other side of the bar was orgasmic and screaming all night.

Hey, we've all been through some shitty elections. Clinton winning in 1994 & '98, Barack Hussein 0bama's back-to-back wins, and of course COVID Joe's fluke win in 2020. But to paraphrase my Dad, one should never let their dauber down. You shouldn't either.

Trump has a phone and pen so lol

[ADsOutburst]

Hey, we've all been through some shitty elections. Clinton winning in 1994 & '98, Barack Hussein 0bama's back-to-back wins, and of course COVID Joe's fluke win in 2020. But to paraphrase my Dad, one should never let their dauber down. You shouldn't either.

All is not lost. But I do think things could get worse before they get better.

[SVPete]

I see predictions that Jack and Bozo will win, and Krusty will lose.

Well, Krusty won too; I didn't expect this joke to get transmogrified into a prediction.

As for the disappointing outcome, BTDTGTTS, one more in the drawer.

Depending on how much time the Dems burn with shampeachments, Trump's veto pen with need ink refills, and the Dems will (or have) begin looking into shampeaching Trump for his vetoes. How well the flurry of shampeachments will play in 2028 could be interesting, and hatred tends to blind people to potential consequences of their hate-driven actions..

[CC27]

Well, Krusty won too; I didn't expect this joke to get transmogrified into a prediction.

As for the disappointing outcome, BTDTGTTS, one more in the drawer.

Depending on how much time the Dems burn with shampeachments, Trump's veto pen with need ink refills, and the Dems will (or have) begin looking into shampeaching Trump for his vetoes. How well the flurry of shampeachments will play in 2028 could be interesting, and hatred tends to blind people to potential consequences of their hate-driven actions..

Amen to  that

[enslaved1]

All is not lost. But I do think things could get worse before they get better.