The Americans Are Coming
Trump got elected—again. They packed up their lives. Now they’re here.When you hear stories about people bravely fleeing their homes to build safer, happier lives elsewhere, you wouldn’t necessarily expect their country of origin to be the U.S.—until recently. Donald Trump’s two-term mission to restore American greatness has more closely resembled a war on his compatriots, be they researchers, women, trans folks, voters, documented or undocumented.
As of 2025, Gallup polls revealed that roughly one-fifth of Americans wanted to leave the States permanently—double 2011’s numbers. Some followed through: last year, the U.S. experienced the first period of net outward migration (where more people left than arrived) since the Great Depression. An extremely fed-up few un-pledged their allegiance, rented U-Hauls and headed north to Canada, their spurned but always forgiving ally.

That’s not to say entry is easy. Lately, Canada’s been in the midst of its own immigration crackdown, and “Trump refugee” isn’t yet a protected class.
Wait, you can't just walk across the boarder and get jobs, houses, education, benefits, vote, ect? But we are evil for enforcing immigration laws?

Five whiny stories, two from gay couples, about how much America sucks cause Trump and why Canada is great. Reads like a bouncy from people who can actually write halfway decently. Bet this magazine gets lots of submissions from the DUmp.