I'm not popping corks, but Cuba being freed from Communism could be the start of Cuba leaving shit-hole-hood.
More generally, are DUmmies so intellectually limited that they can only concentrate on one news item at a time and anything other than their current obsession is a distraction from that obsession? E.G., how many Trump actions have DUmmies denounced as Trump efforts to distract from the Epstein files?