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Offline Old n Grumpy

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Irans new supreme leader
« on: March 13, 2026, 11:27:37 AM »
Rummer has it that the new ayotola found out when he awoke from his coma was hopping mad!! :-) :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Irans new supreme leader
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2026, 11:34:05 AM »
Rumors vary from claims he's "enjoying" his 36 Helen Thomases to he's been aptly nicknamed Assahola Stumpy.
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Re: Irans new supreme leader
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2026, 11:16:40 PM »
Being the "Supreme Leader" in Iran is just like being an Imperial Admiral under the command of Darth Vader.
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Re: Irans new supreme leader
« Reply #3 on: Today at 01:01:34 AM »
Quote from: Zathras on March 13, 2026, 11:16:40 PM
Being the "Supreme Leader" in Iran is just like being an Imperial Admiral under the command of Darth Vader.

Only Darth Vader was more forgiving...
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