If I were ever approached by an exit-poller my choices among which I'd choose would be:
* Lie (which almost certainly would be to tell an MSMer what (s)he wanted to be true);
* Say I voted for Snoopy for Alfred E. Newman;
* Tell the exit-poller to F off;
* Assault the exit-poller.
Realistically, given my age and physical capabilities, the latter option would be very unlikely.