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When I first heard the name "Operation Epic Fury," I laughed.

I thought it was a bit of over-the-top satire. It sounded like some comedian doing a caricature of of what a "tough guy" President would want to name something... or perhaps the rejected title of a direct-to-DVD Steven Seagal movie.

Good grief, the line between parody and the Pentagon has officially vanished. My initial eye-rolling amusement turned into disgust pretty fast. We’ve reached the point where reality is parodying itself.

Heaven help us all.

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Re: When I first heard the name "Operation Epic Fury," I laughed.
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2026, 10:19:06 AM »
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Re: When I first heard the name "Operation Epic Fury," I laughed.
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2026, 10:51:25 AM »
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When I first heard the name "Operation Epic Fury," I laughed.

I thought it was a bit of over-the-top satire. It sounded like some comedian doing a caricature of of(sic) what a "tough guy" President would want to name something... or perhaps the rejected title of a direct-to-DVD Steven Seagal movie.

Good grief, the line between parody and the Pentagon has officially vanished. My initial eye-rolling amusement turned into disgust pretty fast. We’ve reached the point where reality is parodying itself.

Heaven help us all.

Somehow, I think the Iranian Mullahcrats "enjoying" their 36 Helen Thomases know that "Operation Epic Fury" was and is not over-the-top satire from a comedian doing a caricature of ... a "tough guy". Iran's wet-docked navy, SAM forces, and missile/drone forces probably also know this.

Weirdly, the beheading of the Mullahcratic snake may be so far down the spine that Iran may not have national-level officials capable of negotiating something to bring the attack to a close.
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Re: When I first heard the name "Operation Epic Fury," I laughed.
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2026, 11:21:25 AM »
Gee I never thought that going to war was some kind of comedy no matter how much Hollywood makes you think otherwise. The Department of Defense(War) had always had a history of naming military operations in some weird way going back decades and this one time that DUmbass thinks it's funny.
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Re: When I first heard the name "Operation Epic Fury," I laughed.
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2026, 12:16:16 PM »
Gee I never thought that going to war was some kind of comedy no matter how much Hollywood makes you think otherwise. The Department of Defense(War) had always had a history of naming military operations in some weird way going back decades and this one time that DUmbass thinks it's funny.

Using the common word picture, I've read that the Pentagon has two huge bowls of word salad and a random word gets drawn from each bowl.
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Re: When I first heard the name "Operation Epic Fury," I laughed.
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2026, 12:47:45 PM »
Should've been named Operation Goodbye Ali.

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Re: When I first heard the name "Operation Epic Fury," I laughed.
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2026, 12:55:30 PM »
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Good grief, the line between parody and the Pentagon has officially vanished. My initial eye-rolling amusement turned into disgust pretty fast. We’ve reached the point where reality is parodying itself.

We reached that point long ago with your party.

As for the military operations, while the word 'epic' has taken on a bit of an informal tone (like 'awesome'), this operation, as well as the Maduro capture before it, shows that our military's capabilities are no joke.

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Re: When I first heard the name "Operation Epic Fury," I laughed.
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2026, 03:00:10 PM »
Should've been named Operation Goodbye Ali.

Howzabout Operation Whack-a-Mullah? :-)
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Re: When I first heard the name "Operation Epic Fury," I laughed.
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2026, 04:10:10 PM »
The homosexual waterfowl is just disappointed. It had originally seen the name, thought it was Operation Epic Furry (with two "r"s), and got all excited.
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Re: When I first heard the name "Operation Epic Fury," I laughed.
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2026, 04:32:29 PM »
Howzabout Operation Whack-a-Mullah? :-)

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Re: When I first heard the name "Operation Epic Fury," I laughed.
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2026, 05:05:08 PM »
H5!  :rotf:

I think I saw it on PJMedia or Hot Air blogs
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Re: When I first heard the name "Operation Epic Fury," I laughed.
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2026, 09:12:22 PM »
Name advice from Queer Duck?
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Re: When I first heard the name "Operation Epic Fury," I laughed.
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2026, 09:44:07 PM »
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When I first heard the name "Operation Epic Fury," I laughed.

I thought it was a bit of over-the-top satire. It sounded like some comedian doing a caricature of of what a "tough guy" President would want to name something... or perhaps the rejected title of a direct-to-DVD Steven Seagal movie.

Good grief, the line between parody and the Pentagon has officially vanished. My initial eye-rolling amusement turned into disgust pretty fast. We’ve reached the point where reality is parodying itself.

Heaven help us all.

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When I hear any name (or rather misnomer) that Democrats come up with for their bogus laws, programs, bureaus, or whatever, I laugh.

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When I hear any name (or rather misnomer) that Democrats come up with for their bogus laws, programs, bureaus, or whatever, I laugh.

The "Affordable Care Act" would be the epitome of this: it isn't affordable; its creators don't care about anyone; it's quite an act.
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We reached that point long ago with your party.

As for the military operations, while the word 'epic' has taken on a bit of an informal tone (like 'awesome'), this operation, as well as the Maduro capture before it, shows that our military's capabilities are no joke.

Well, you can bet the Russians and the Chinese are watching and learning that we do not mess around when we have the right leadership in charge.
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