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At the hair salon
« on: Today at 07:10:11 AM »
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At the hair salon



Wife goes to salon, I find cheap barber shop, however, I had become very shaggy so took her to her appointment and she asked her hairdresser to clean me up.

Sitting in the chair making small talk I pointed out to hairdresser that Trump is as bald as l am so what does he do to cover his head? She went on about growing it very long, comb it over, use lots of hair spray, have to repair it a few times a day.

Then she launched on Trump “HE’S AS PHONY AS HIS COMBOVER . . . “ she proceeded to turn the air blue swearing at Trump!!! And all dozen or so people in the place cheered her — “Right on , sister, right on!!”

It was a great day!! Gave her a BIG tip!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220959098

A dozen people cheered????? Something else that NEVER happened.

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Re: At the hair salon
« Reply #1 on: Today at 07:56:45 AM »
And a cop jumped out from behind the barbicide....
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Re: At the hair salon
« Reply #2 on: Today at 08:04:04 AM »
Cool story bro, although the hair salon angle is new so 1 bong.  :stoner:
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Re: At the hair salon
« Reply #3 on: Today at 09:20:43 AM »
And a cop jumped out from behind the barbicide....

Or out of the Barbicide, :-) . One of my uncles was a barber, so that brings back memories. He was Italian, left Italy in the 1920s, and one by one sponsored over his family (when that required work and actual $$ commitment). He married my Dad's older sister, who came as a toddler from Czarist Russia with her parents, who saw what was coming (and did a decade later).

Oh, yeah, DU onlurkers, I am so-o-o-oooooo anti-immigrant! :tongue:

Hair salons are chatty-gossipy places, and I'm sure a Prog woman would eventually come to patronize one whose workers have similar socio-political views, DU-grade Progs cut family and friends with differing views out of their lives, so a hairdresser having and voicing anti-Trump views is at least plausible.
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