JD Vance and his wife, Usha Vance, are expecting their fourth child this summer

[SVPete]

This was so predictable it's almost unsporting to post it. Enjoy:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220954044

demmiblue (39,342 posts)
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 04:39 PM

JD Vance and his wife, Usha Vance, are expecting their fourth child this summer.

Ocelot II (129,437 posts)
3. Did she have to disguise herself as a sofa for that to happen?
Reply to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 04:42 PM

Does anyone know the source of the many stupid sofa-snarks in the thread?

SheltieLover (77,426 posts)
5. No doubt
Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #3)
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 04:45 PM
She must have a strong stomach...

That may be an allusion to this stupid thread claiming that J. D. and Usha loathe each other, https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220551515 .

no_hypocrisy (54,446 posts)
4. So Usha conceived around the time Erika
Reply to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 04:44 PM
was giving that meaningful hug to JD.

What a coincidence.

Do DU-grade Progs fantasize that J. D. Vance had an affair with Erika Kirk?

Traildogbob (12,644 posts)
7. Abortion now, abortion free
Reply to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 04:53 PM
Stop these evil muther****ers from breeding. How many damn Millers are we gonna have dumped on us? Soon they will run out of room for the White House Bunker for em to hide in when they start lobbing nukes. “They gonna need a bigger Bunker”.
The damn trumps alone and Fox puppets will take up a lot of space in the bike proof Apartment complex. (That we pay for)
Imagine how Noah had to breed to repopulate. Just think of the future of humanity that will require these assholes to **** each other to breed a society 😱

Not the most coherent of DU-runt-rants, .

LuckyCharms (22,049 posts)
10. I heard his couch is pregnant too, and will give birth to a little bearded Ottoman.
Reply to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 05:05 PM

Blue Owl (58,318 posts)
15. She didn't get pregnant from regular intercourse....
Reply to madinmaryland (Reply #11)
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 05:25 PM
She just sat on the wrong couch cushion shortly after JD did his business

Bengus81 (9,897 posts)
17. Oh my...are MAGOTS good with another brownie coming into the World?
Reply to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 06:03 PM
Better go ask them Vance,they already don't like you.............

Stupid stereotypes never stop stupiding.

jmowreader (52,943 posts)
24. I can just imagine the discussion in the White House
Reply to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 06:46 PM
"We have to stop people from talking about the Epstein Files. How can we do that? What do Americans truly love?"
"Babies and puppies, Mr. President."
"Okay, that does it. All you women in the room, get knocked up tonight. All the men, go home and get your wives pregnant tonight."
"What if it's not that time of month, Mr. President?"
"Didn't you hear me? I want thirty positive pregnancy tests on my desk by this time tomorrow."

...after Trump storms out to eat another bag of Big Macs...

"Do they sell fake positive pregnancy tests on Amazon?"
"Not that I know of, but they sell unused ones and pink felt-tip markers."

jmowreader misspelled "Bong-Fantasy".

PCIntern (28,020 posts)
25. Ummm...I'm having trouble unseeing the moment of conception...
Reply to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Jan 20, 2026, 07:04 PM
To get it up they don’t watch porn together, he peruses furniture sites online.

Unlike PCIntern and probably quite a few other DUmmies, I don't think the Vances need or include porn in their sex lives. Supporting me in this is that multiple MSM outlets have probably gotten lists of the Vances' TV preferences, and if they watched porn, they'd have broadcast and published the full list of titles 18 or 19 months ago. That don't bark because it's a -fantasy dog.

[Ralph Wiggum]

This was so predictable it's almost unsporting to post it. Enjoy:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220954044

Does anyone know the source of the many stupid sofa-snarks in the thread?

The "JD Vance couch story" is a viral, fabricated internet rumor that emerged in July 2024 shortly after2024 Republican vice-presidential candidate JD Vance was announced as Donald Trump's running mate. The rumor claimed that in his 2016 memoir, Hillbilly Elegy, Vance described having sex with a couch cushion, a claim that is entirely false.

https://www.npr.org/2024/07/31/nx-s1-5055854/vance-harris-social-media-rumors-jokes

As far as the Charlie Kirk thing, I guess it is just as stupid as the Vance couch story. Some jag-off out there suggested that Charlie Kirk was the real father of Usha Vance's unborn child, although the math doesn't make a whit of sense as she would be over 10 months pregnant when the child is due.

[SVPete]

Thanks and !

It should almost be an axiom among Progs: "When you've lost Snopes, move on to the next absurd lie.:

No, 1st Edition of JD Vance's 'Hillbilly Elegy' Doesn't Mention Couch Cushion 'Eroticism'

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-hillbilly-elegy-first-edition-couch-erotica/

In late July 2024, a false online rumor about Republican U.S. Sen. JD Vance of Ohio and couches turned the page to a new chapter. In a new iteration of the rumor, online users shared and discussed a fake image, claiming it displayed a page from a first edition or galley proof of Vance's 2016 memoir, "Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture in Crisis," featuring a passage about him mentioning the "eroticism" of having sex with couch cushions.

The article roots through the origins of the claim and Snopes's research demonstrating the claim is false. But, of course, facts that disprove claims DUpipo want to be true are Reich Wing.