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Offline CC27

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There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« on: January 13, 2026, 07:13:45 AM »
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There were two men in black at my front door this morning.

I could see them through my ring camera. They rang the doorbell and knocked. My dog went crazy, as he is supposed to. I had no idea who it was but I was apprehensive. I was not expecting anyone. They rang the doorbell and knocked again.

Finally I went to the door and opened it a few inches. Dog is still raging at them. The guy starts with "We're not selling anything"- and I answer "Who are you?" "We're with JW". I said "I'm not interested" and closed the door.

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Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2026, 08:09:50 AM »
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Finally I went to the door and opened it a few inches. Dog is still raging at them. The guy starts with "We're not selling anything"- and I answer "Who are you?" "We're with JW". I said "I'm not interested" and closed the door.

 :rotf: That was my first thought when I heard it was two men knocking at milestogo's front door. milestogo's Trump-Hatred and paranoia (and maybe recreational chemicals?) took him to an utterly wrong ASSumption. Unsurprisingly. :rotf:  :loser:

I have a couple pair of black jeans, a black polo or two, and a black hoodie. Should I figure out if any Trump-Haters live near me so I could avoid or trigger them? :tongue:
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Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2026, 08:32:41 AM »
nilestogo is lying. They were wearing white coats and had a straightjacket.
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Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2026, 08:37:22 AM »
My first thought was JW, or maybe Mormons, or someone selling windows.
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Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2026, 08:49:23 AM »
Pfft. Men in Black is so '90s.
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Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2026, 01:22:08 PM »
If it was the cops and they REALLY wanted to get you that door wouldn't have stopped them, Idiot.
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Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2026, 01:25:20 PM »
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Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #7 on: Today at 09:36:49 AM »
JW's do not wear Black when going door to door, they wear White shirts and ties.

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Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #8 on: Today at 10:44:32 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on Today at 09:36:49 AM
JW's do not wear Black when going door to door, they wear White shirts and ties.

0 bongs.  ::)

And no Ray-Ban sunglasses?

Witnesses are trained regarding their wardrobe when they go door-to-door. Shirt and tie were normal in the very informal 1970s. I haven't seen witnesses in my neighborhood in decades, so I don't know if that is still their norm.
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Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #9 on: Today at 12:53:06 PM »
It would have been a better story if they were there with their memory zapping device.
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Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #10 on: Today at 12:58:02 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on Today at 12:53:06 PM
It would have been a better story if they were there with their memory zapping device.

Not really. There was nothing for the Neuralizer to zap, :-) .
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