First, Happy New Year to all of the Cavers and also to the anti-American idiotic lunatics at DU who work so hard to entertain us. Back when I attended the Fictional Spirit-Guide Academy, one of the required courses was Prognostication 101. It isn’t something that I usually do, but in light of the new year beginning, I’m going to try my hand at putting that education to use and make some predictions for this new year. We'll see if my prognostications are more accurate than DU's "we've got him now" predictions.
1. The mindless lemmings of DU will screech “they’re going to end democracy!!!!” while blindly supporting overlords who are actually actively trying to end democracy.
2. The brainless followers of the DemonRat overlords will falsely paint themselves as “compassionate” while constantly and vigorously spewing hate.
3. The DUmbAss Doofuses, especially ones like Kentuck and the Airport Hooker, will work tirelessly to prove that each is the dumbest bloviator in the asylum.
4. Orange Man Bad will have many incidents of being declared toasted legs in a turning tide by the mentally deficient within the asylum.
5. Normal, sane people will read DU and laugh and laugh and think that it’s a parody website because no one can really be that stupid and hypocritical.
