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Offline CC27

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Hey God, it's me, you know, the one who asks for one thing over and over
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Grim Chieftain (1,147 posts)

Hey God, it's me, you know, the one who asks for one thing over and over

In this season of love, giving, and miracles, could you please see fit to show us some love and kindness and save us from this devil who has permeated our once great democracy? I am not asking just for me, but for all mankind. He is hurting so many people and destroying all that is good in this wonderful country. We are almost prayed out. Would you please show us some kindness and compassion in these terrible, terrible times? It would be greatly appreciated.

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I thought you idiots did not believe in God? I guess you believe only when it comes to orange man bad.
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Re: Hey God, it's me, you know, the one who asks for one thing over and over
« Reply #1 on: Today at 09:48:35 AM »
Never ask God for justice, because you will get it.

Good and hard.

"But, God, I didn't mean for me-e-e-e-e!."
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According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

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Re: Hey God, it's me, you know, the one who asks for one thing over and over
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Grim Chieftain (1,147 posts)

Hey beelzebub, it's me, you know, the one who asks for one thing over and over

In this season of love, giving, and miracles, could you please strengthen our already enormous hate and aid us in the destruction of this country that we loathe? Oh, and rain down pain and destruction on everyone who does not think exactly as we do and refuses to bow down to our DemonRat overlords

I editted the red, bolded in to make it more accurate.
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Re: Hey God, it's me, you know, the one who asks for one thing over and over
« Reply #3 on: Today at 11:08:16 AM »
Grim Chieftain, when your chosen Cosmic Muffin does the opposite of what you ask, maybe the problem is with you and what you ask.
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