I'm sure the host is thrilled not to have your stupid ass there.
Definitely!
Now,
A) They won't have to worry about young children in the family being alone in a room with the DUmmy.
B) They can watch the Macy's Parade, the National Dog Show, and other Thanksgiving staples on TV without worrying about the DUmmy demanding that the channel be changed to Rachel Maddow or 'Rupaul's Drag Race.'
C) They can say a Christian blessing over the dinner without the DUmmy whining about it.
D) They can enjoy much easier and more pleasant conversation around the dinner table.