47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog

[Tucker]

maspaha (687 posts) Wed Nov 12, 2025, 04:55 PM
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A woman wearing a "47" gold embroidered ball cap...

and surgically enhanced “pouty lips” asked to meet my St Bernard dog and take her picture. I said NO. If you don’t share my values of common decency, I will not share my St Bernard with you. I protect my dogs from cruelty.

Gotta admit that this is a new one

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220799738

[Carl]

They are just getting pitiful with their bouncies.

[DefiantSix]

They are just getting pitiful with their bouncies.

The Bouncies have always been pathetic cries for help/attention on the part of the part of the DUmp'Rats.

[FlippyDoo]

They are just getting pitiful with their bouncies.

 

Come on now. Give the poor DUmbAss a break. It's a low post count idiot making up a story to try to get some DU street cred. While it's not really up to BouncyBall standards, I did like the creativity of adding in a more intelligent mammal (the dog) to the mix. You know that in real life the dog would be thinking "Please! Please! Rescue me from this leftwing lunatic!"

Lurking DUmmies, now that I think about it, a dog would be good to use in one of your made-up conversion fairy tales. In the fictional tale, you meet an "evil" Rethug with a dog companion, and you use your vast intellect to convert the dog to the lunatic way of life. Then have all of the watching dogs cheer the converted dog for finally seeing the light.

[DefiantSix]

Come on now. Give the poor DUmbAss a break. It's a low post count idiot making up a story to try to get some DU street cred. While it's not really up to BouncyBall standards, I did like the creativity of adding in a more intelligent mammal (the dog) to the mix. You know that in real life the dog would be thinking "Please! Please! Rescue me from this leftwing lunatic!"
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Any odds you'd like to offer on whether they've tried to put the poor dog on a vegan diet yet? 

[ADsOutburst]

I protect my dogs from cruelty.

Better stay clear of Hasan Piker then.

[Tucker]

Any odds you'd like to offer on whether they've tried to put the poor dog on a vegan diet yet? 

There was a cat dummy that had her cat on a vegan diet and couldn't figure out why it was always sick.

[SVPete]

The missing parts of the :

The MAGA woman, not being a Karen, said, "Whatever," and moved on.

The disappointed St. Bernard howled in sorrow and strained its leash trying to get some love from the MAGA woman.

 

[CollectivismMustDie]

Zero bongs awarded, no creativity.

What a missed opportunity...this DUmmy could have had the dog poop police jumping out of the bushes...