My sweet lord, the MSN link embedded is to the notoriously Maoist Huffington Post which uses an an anecdotal encounter to spew a classic ol' bouncy tale that fits the narrative that fits the ideology. And the "MarineCombatEngineer" passes it off as his own prose.
Please try harder to come up with your own schtick. Haven't seen a gas station bouncy in a while. We're due for one of those.