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Heard In A Redneck Bar In Northern Wisconsin
« on: November 07, 2025, 03:53:08 PM »
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Heard In A Redneck Bar In Northern Wisconsin

Some guy was bitching about immigration & "illegals". Another guy, a big guy with a beard & hunting cap said "You don't know what you're talking about. We're all immigrants. The only ones who aren't are Native Americans. They were here first." The other guy shut up & went silent.
Edited to add that it was my husband's pool night. We
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Re: Heard In A Redneck Bar In Northern Wisconsin
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2025, 04:04:26 PM »
Negative nine bouncies. At least try next time.
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Re: Heard In A Redneck Bar In Northern Wisconsin
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2025, 04:30:18 PM »
Yet another poorly made up story, but let's pretend that it's real...

First, the "Native Americans" came here, too. They didn't just materialize out of the ground, but for sh!ts and giggles, let's pretend that they did. They materialized out of the ground and were the owners of all that is now the USA. What happened to them? What happened to them is that unfettered "illegals" overran the country and crapped all over the inhabitants that were here when the "illegals" got here. Now, let's say that the "Native Americans" could turn back time AND had the means to stop the "illegals" from coming, what do you think that they would do? They would do exactly what normal and sane citizens of the US want the government to do: stop the illegals.

You, WiVoter, are an idiot that is right where you belong: the cesspool of useless idiots known as DU that is viewed as a laughing stock by all sane and normal people.
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Re: Heard In A Redneck Bar In Northern Wisconsin
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2025, 06:04:18 PM »
That the "redneck" holding forth in the bar didn't distinguish illegals from legal immigrants is probably evidence that the :bouncy: is fiction. Even conservatives I've "seen" who want less or zero legal immigration make that a clear distinction.
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Re: Heard In A Redneck Bar In Northern Wisconsin
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2025, 06:07:49 PM »
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Another guy, a big guy with a beard & hunting cap

does the size of the guy, type of facial hair and headwear make the message more credible?
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Re: Heard In A Redneck Bar In Northern Wisconsin
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2025, 06:14:45 PM »
No cops jumping out from under pool tables.

Zero bongs awarded.
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Re: Heard In A Redneck Bar In Northern Wisconsin
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2025, 07:27:44 PM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on November 07, 2025, 06:14:45 PM
No cops jumping out from under pool tables.

Zero bongs awarded.

He should of had one of the bar patrons be named "Tater Salad" as a shout out to Ron White.
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Re: Heard In A Redneck Bar In Northern Wisconsin
« Reply #7 on: Today at 07:57:18 AM »
Cool story bro.  ::)
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Re: Heard In A Redneck Bar In Northern Wisconsin
« Reply #8 on: Today at 11:15:11 AM »
The big guy with the beard just happened to use a comeback that is a cliched Democratic Party talking point. Sounds a little scripted.
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Re: Heard In A Redneck Bar In Northern Wisconsin
« Reply #9 on: Today at 11:36:09 AM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on Today at 11:15:11 AM
The big guy with the beard just happened to use a comeback that is a cliched Democratic Party talking point. Sounds a little scripted.

A "Gravitas" moment.
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Re: Heard In A Redneck Bar In Northern Wisconsin
« Reply #10 on: Today at 01:42:33 PM »
The DUchebag and the guy at the pool hall are wrong.

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na·tive

noun

a person born in a specified place or associated with a place by birth, whether subsequently resident there or not.
"a native of Montreal"

adjective

relating to or denoting the place or circumstances of a person's birth.
"after many years in my native Berlin I'm ready for a new challenge"

(of a plant or animal) of indigenous origin or growth.
"these plants are native to North America"

If you were/are born here you are a Native American.
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