I think that when it comes to making up stories, that the DUmbAsses need to have a committee. I guess like DUAC or whatever it was.
That way, when a DUmbAss decides that it wants to make up the story, it can bring the idea to the committee, and the committee, as a group, can write actually write up the story for the DUmbAss to post as its own. Maybe with a committee doing the writing, the fairy tales will be more entertaining.