Do the Crime, Head for the Exit Line—Attackers Who Savaged 'Big Balls' Coristine Skate With Slap on WristThere’s a deep rot in our justice system, which we’ve written about extensively, and it’s a huge factor in what’s led to the decline of many of our once great cities. Simply put, “do the crime, pay the time” is no longer a thing in many blue city criminal sanctuaries; instead, it’s do the crime, get lots of sympathy and a stroll toward the exits.
Two teenagers who jumped former DOGE staffer Edward “Big Balls” Coristine have avoided jail after pleading guilty to simple assault at a Washington, DC, court.
The boy and girl, both 15, from Hyattsville, Maryland, were sentenced to probation at a DC court on Tuesday, just over two months after the pair were arrested for the savage Aug. 3 attack, WUSA9 reported.
The boy was handed a 12-month probation and allowed to return home under strict house arrest, while the girl was given a nine-month probation and remanded to a local youth shelter.
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