On the one hand, AviationPro's continual disappointment that
Donaldus Magnus refuses to keel over just to entertain him gives me a schadenboner I could shatter diamonds with.

On the other hand, AviationPro's continual disappointment that
Donaldus Magnus refuses to keel over just to entertain him means that eventually he's gonna try to put his thumb on the scales, simply because there isn't a DUmp'Rat anywhere with the self discipline not to.
I certainly hope that US Secret Service's embedded special agents Frick and Frack are keeping an eye on this imbecile...