Sit This One Out, Blimpy: X ENDS J.B. Pritzker for Scolding Trump to Be More Lik

[Ptarmigan]

Sit This One Out, Blimpy: X ENDS J.B. Pritzker for Scolding Trump to Be More Like Illinois Students
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/08/30/sit-this-one-out-blimpy-x-ends-jb-pritzker-for-scolding-trump-to-be-more-like-illinois-students-n2418166

As terrifying as it can be to see Democrats with their masks off, encouraging violence against President Trump and anyone who voted for him, somehow it is even scarier when they try to put that mask back on and speak in a gentle (but all too condescending) voice, pretending that anyone believes they are the good guys.

Illinois Governor and Human Hindenberg J.B. Pritzker tried that tactic yesterday, adopting a schoolmarm tone, admonishing 'Washington leaders' to follow the rules that Illinois students learn, and to be more like them. Watch:

Our leaders in Washington could learn a thing or two from some of the best elementary school students here in Illinois. pic.twitter.com/bLRfm1r6aJ

— Governor JB Pritzker (@GovPritzker) August 29, 2025

Illinous public schools are a joke.

[SVPete]

Do IL city gooberments and school districts fudge their cities' and schools' crime stats, like WashDC has been doing?

[Ralph Wiggum]

Excellent link, and I had just read it.

I'm fully enjoying the litany of terms for that corpulent arrogant prick. The one in this link was Human Hindenberg. Have also heard him referred to as "Sir Cumference", given his ample size.

[DefiantSix]

Do IL city gooberments and school districts fudge their cities' and schools' crime stats, like WashDC has been doing?

I don't know about the rest of Illinois, but I can't believe a single numeric reference coming out of Shitcago, Crook County or Springfield. Even weather forecasts are suspect, IMHO...