Bask in the glow of your computer screen, noble martyr
Don't remember who I stole that from, but quotes cause I don't get to take credit for it.

That was me, and I must confess, I got it from the forums at Hockey’s Future, a.k.a. HFBoards. I don’t remember all the details, but someone (I think a Canucks fan) started a thread to vent about something. In their OP, they said something like “I know this thread will get locked, but I’ll take one for the team”. Someone replied with “Bask in the glow of your computer screen, noble martyr.”