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Offline CC27

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ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
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ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.

Who is a legal US citizen who has a passport and Real ID. But there was some asshole in the parking lot of a nearby store who wwas wearing tacitcal and was basically stalking her on her way to her car.

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Never friggin happened
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Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
« Reply #1 on: Today at 10:51:41 AM »
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... there was some asshole in the parking lot of a nearby store who wwas(sic) wearing tacitcal(sic) and was basically stalking her on her way to her car.

What is a "tacitcal" vest? Some sort of vest worn by a quiet Californian? :rimshot:

In the real world, ICE agents have "ICE" on their vests or jackets in really big letters so they can recognize each other. They also act in groups of two or more for grossly obvious reasons, not alone.

If DUmmie Initech is describing something that sort of happened, it was probably some rando shopper in a tan or dark blue vest who was going to his car in the same area of the parking lot.

Or maybe this happened in DUmmie Initech's :stoner: .

Either way, stupid story, Bro.
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Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
« Reply #2 on: Today at 10:57:01 AM »
Quote from: CC27 on Today at 10:32:23 AM
Never friggin happened

Don't be hasty. DUmp'Rats frequently hang around - even do business - with felons. It's indeed possible that a known associate of this DUmp'Rat's family is not just a violent felon, but in the country illegally as well. :devious: :shucks:
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Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
« Reply #3 on: Today at 10:58:24 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on Today at 10:57:01 AM
Don't be hasty. DUmp'Rats frequently hang around - even do business - with felons. It's indeed possible that a known associate of this DUmp'Rat's family is not just a violent felon, but in the country illegally as well. :devious: :shucks:
Very true
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Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
« Reply #4 on: Today at 11:38:52 AM »
Quote from: CC27 on Today at 10:58:24 AM
Very true

I have absolutely no doubt that someone started to consider thinking about trying to maybe get ready to prepare for looking like he was going to kidnap his cousins best friends neighbors boyfriends mom...  tactically.
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Offline CC27

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Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
« Reply #5 on: Today at 11:44:41 AM »
Quote from: FunkyZero on Today at 11:38:52 AM
I have absolutely no doubt that someone started to consider thinking about trying to maybe get ready to prepare for looking like he was going to kidnap his cousins best friends neighbors boyfriends mom...  tactically.

Or this is a drug deal that got weird?
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Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
« Reply #6 on: Today at 11:48:40 AM »
Always assuming the worst of people.

Maybe the ICE officer thought your mom was kinda hot and wanted to introduce himself, but he was just too shy.
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Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
« Reply #7 on: Today at 12:14:34 PM »
Yet "vaccine passports" and proof were perfectly acceptable to the leftist mob 4 years ago.

A very dubious bouncy tale.
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Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
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ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.

Notice the term almost, I always thought, almost only counted and horseshoes, and hand grenades

I bought a lottery ticket and I almost won, but I had the wrong number
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Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
« Reply #9 on: Today at 01:09:21 PM »
Damn it! That ICE agent almost gave away part B of the plan.  :censored:
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