Well, I was on a plane and sat next to this really seriously OLD dude who was flying with a large group of people. First he tried to smell my hair, then he started whispering really low about how he was a civil rights activist, he stood up to a gang member with a name that sounded like bullshit, how we was a semi driver for a while, how his uncle was eaten by cannibals, and a bunch of other insane bullshit. When the flight was thankfully over, and it was obvious that someone in his group needed to come grab him and escort him to the terminal, I heard a few of them say "I don't know that mother****er," and they left him to shit his pants and babble about beating Medicare. Sad.