I would like whoever needed to know how many marbles you could fit up a cat's asshole to undergo a rigorous psychological evaluation.
Yes, you read that correctly.
https://amgreatness.com/2025/06/17/trumps-dod-draws-down-deadly-dog-and-cat-labs/In a major win for taxpayers and pet owners, Donald Trump’s Department of Defense (DOD) is Making America Greater for Animals by flushing multimillion-dollar cat constipation experiments—and other disturbing tests on pets in the US and China—thanks to a campaign led by White Coat Waste (WCW).
Last week, during testimony at a Senate hearing on the Pentagon budget, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth was asked to provide an example of wasteful spending he uncovered at his agency. His shocking response went viral: “We’re talking about some stuff I shouldn’t say in public, you know, marbles in the rear ends of cats, tens of millions of dollars.” Hegseth said this cat experiment was a “boondoggle” and that he was “proud to get rid of it.”
