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Offline CC27

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I'm in a relationship D.U. Community we both just met yet cuddled all night.
« on: May 15, 2024, 07:44:46 AM »
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I'm in a relationship D.U. Community we both just met yet cuddled all night. I even rubbed her tummy and she licked me.
My Suitress my inamorata is named Pumpkin she’s a two year old golden retriever best girl. She has been glue to me since yesterday evening and Dunc the four year old golden retriever boy has been in constant ugly face mode.

Pumpkin is 19 girlfriends sisters dog the young lady went into labor yesterday and delivered this morning around 02:00 a baby girl mother and daughter are well. Now no jealousy when 19 girlfriend brings Otis the lab pup they play together and share a brain cell equally.

Yet as I described Mr Dunc has a case of the furry golden ass , example last evening pumpkin was on couch with me and Dunc was showing his teeth barking at pumpkin.

W.T.B. What the biscuits woman that’s my dad and he jumped on couch and burrowed behind me as I was stretched out before supper my arm over pumpkin Dunc moaning and groans of dissatisfaction.
Am wondering if Dunc has bit of misogynist in him as he was born into the Pennsylvania Dutch as we know in that community women’s rights are non existent.
The evening events took a turn for the worse as pumpkin used the backyard to defecate.

Mr Dunc just stood and watched in disbelief horror as this harlot soiled his yard 19 and i laughed then Dunc promptly went over and peed on the spot to cover up her scent and kicked the dirt.

And then Pumpking grabbed baby squeak lamb out of toy basket one of at least three squeak lambs that we have along with a plethora of other squeak toys.

And it all went sideways in a flash a Jackie Gleason moment one of these days to the moon Alice.
As Pumpkin jumped onto the sectional recliner on my lap laid down and started nuzzling squeak lamb as I watched MSNBC.

I patted the sectional next to me where my furry right paw will usually lay , it was not happening Et tu Brutus? translate from Latin into Dunc . Or why Man Dad why?

I’m going work tonight pumpkin is here till at least Thursday. Yet today Dunc can go to pup camp and have a break from her.
I’ve explained to Dunc bro she’s a guest her pack had a human puppy she is a little nervous being here. I do not think it sunk into his thick skull.

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Re: I'm in a relationship D.U. Community we both just met yet cuddled all night.
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2024, 08:17:29 AM »
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Re: I'm in a relationship D.U. Community we both just met yet cuddled all night.
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2024, 08:33:55 AM »
What now? He’s having sex with dogs? I think he needs help! :thatsright: :loser:
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Re: I'm in a relationship D.U. Community we both just met yet cuddled all night.
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2024, 08:46:51 AM »
Quote from: Old n Grumpy on May 15, 2024, 08:33:55 AM
What now? He’s having sex with dogs? I think he needs help! :thatsright: :loser:

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Re: I'm in a relationship D.U. Community we both just met yet cuddled all night.
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2024, 08:47:50 AM »
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Re: I'm in a relationship D.U. Community we both just met yet cuddled all night.
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2024, 08:57:15 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on May 15, 2024, 08:46:51 AM
:hi5: and :rotf:

It gets desperate at closing time..
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Re: I'm in a relationship D.U. Community we both just met yet cuddled all night.
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2024, 11:52:24 AM »
Someone needs to forward that message to the ASPCA  :thatsright:
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Re: I'm in a relationship D.U. Community we both just met yet cuddled all night.
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2024, 11:55:25 AM »
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