I just saw a commercial where two 60-something women are standing on a porch sharing binoculars, watching a guy carrying a box out to the curb, that I thought was marked FREE CRAP... One of the women remarked: " That guy is hot. " The other woman grabbed the binoculars, then announced: " That's my husband! " and ran across the street, chasing him into their house. The box was left on the lawn and I could see that it was actually marked FREE CPAP.
Color me confused, but mildly entertained.