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Offline Ptarmigan

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Police seek 'brazen bunny' in rabbit mask after convenience store robbery
https://abc6onyourside.com/news/offbeat/police-seek-brazen-bunny-in-rabbit-mask-after-convenience-store-robbery

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MANSFIELD, Mass. (WJAR) — A suspect wearing a rabbit mask robbed a convenience store in Mansfield early Friday morning, according to authorities.

Now, police are asking the public to help them find the “brazen bunny.”

“We're putting out the page! Couch Detectives, get to the nearest pay phone, it's time to mobilize!!! Our latest episode of Friday Night Couch Detectives is a special ‘Major Crimes’ edition hot off the press,” police noted on Facebook Friday night.

More proof that humans are doomed.

Rabbits are robbers, thieves, murderers, and terrorists.  :mad: :argh:
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Offline Cothern

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On top of all that, rabbits multiply like crazy. We are doomed indeed.