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Offline Chris_

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2008, 06:16:13 PM »
Her name is Willow.

Kind of says it all.  She probably got laid when she was 12, with Mom and other Mom looking on approvingly.
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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2008, 01:27:45 AM »
All well and good, but you're not going to get me to sit on the barstools that come with it.
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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2008, 04:31:20 PM »
ROTFL!! Oh the things you get on craigslist!! This was my fav part.
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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2008, 04:48:29 PM »
Would it be wrong to go into it head-first?
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« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2008, 05:05:33 PM »
Would it be wrong to go into it head-first?

That would make a great pic!!!



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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2008, 09:14:10 PM »

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2008, 09:26:05 PM »
That's Rebel Kev!!!
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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2008, 09:26:38 PM »
 :lmao:

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #33 on: January 26, 2008, 03:22:59 PM »
Does it come with carpet or only for hardwood interiors?
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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #34 on: January 26, 2008, 07:32:19 PM »
Well... it's from San Fran. Since it's a vagiiiine, it would be for a carpet interior  :-)

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2008, 12:52:55 PM »
Well... it's from San Fran. Since it's a vagiiiine, it would be for a carpet interior  :-)

Actually, it's from Mendocino County, parts of which make San Francisco look positively sane and conservative  :o ::) :drink:
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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #36 on: January 27, 2008, 01:11:40 PM »
Who wants a couch that smells like fish?

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #37 on: January 28, 2008, 09:53:51 AM »
Who wants a couch that smells like fish?
But it tastes like chicken.
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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #38 on: January 28, 2008, 10:00:04 AM »

be sure and use protection to avoid an unwanted

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #39 on: January 28, 2008, 10:04:45 AM »
If you turn it sideways will it fit in with Japanese Modern decor?

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #40 on: January 28, 2008, 10:14:43 AM »
I think the vagina couch has been flagged for deletion.


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« Reply #41 on: January 28, 2008, 10:16:34 AM »
I think the vagina couch has been flagged for deletion.



I guess that sews it up.

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #42 on: January 28, 2008, 10:21:37 AM »

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #43 on: January 28, 2008, 11:09:33 AM »
Well... there goes Jacks driver seat for the shortbus. I guess he gets his upside-down stool that he insisted he must have.