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Offline CC27

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I'm warming up to Beto. Democractsincebirth
« on: March 15, 2019, 07:53:08 AM »
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I'm warming up to Beto

 
I'm not there yet but the man has a certain joie de vivre which is uplifting in the darkness of the Trump error.

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You are warming up? Double ewwwww.




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Re: I'm warming up to Beto. Democractsincebirth
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2019, 07:57:36 AM »
Beto & AOC: Twit and Tw......
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Re: I'm warming up to Beto. Democractsincebirth
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2019, 11:47:02 AM »
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DemocratSinceBirth (91,808 posts)

 
I'm warming up to Beto

 
I'm not there yet but the man has a certain joie de vivre which is uplifting in the darkness of the Trump error.

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joie de vi·vre
[ˌZHwä də ˈvēvrə]
NOUN

    exuberant enjoyment of life.
    "they seem to be filled with joie de vivre" · [more]
    synonyms:
    gaiety · cheerfulness · cheeriness · merriment · light-heartedness · happiness · joy · joyfulness · joyousness · delight · pleasure · high spirits · spiritedness · jollity

And this in your mind qualifies a guy who is dumb as a stump to be president? :thatsright: :mental: :loser:
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Re: I'm warming up to Beto. Democractsincebirth
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2019, 11:48:14 AM »
And this in your mind qualifies a guy who is dumb as a stump to be president? :thatsright: :mental: :loser:

That's enough for the vagina vote unfortunately.
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Re: I'm warming up to Beto. Democractsincebirth
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2019, 12:01:39 PM »
DUmmy translation:

joie de vi·vre = makes one feel funny in their panties
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Re: I'm warming up to Beto. Democractsincebirth
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2019, 02:30:47 PM »
Old beato" Gonzalez" O rourke has them creaming in their jeans.

He needs to team up with AOC and they can do a song & dance routine instead of a debate. :-) :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: I'm warming up to Beto. Democractsincebirth
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2019, 05:22:45 PM »
Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke is just like Robert Francis Kennedy.
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Re: I'm warming up to Beto. Democractsincebirth
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2019, 06:54:37 PM »
Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke is just like Robert Francis Kennedy.

More like Barry Hussain O, in vanilla...
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Re: I'm warming up to Beto. Democractsincebirth
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2019, 02:09:59 PM »
Benito O'Rourke just came out for post birth infanticide.  That should push a good percentage of DUchebags to his side.

they do know Benito is white right?
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Re: I'm warming up to Beto. Democractsincebirth
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2019, 03:25:23 PM »
Benito O'Rourke just came out for post birth infanticide.  That should push a good percentage of DUchebags to his side.

they do know Benito is white right?

He will develop a mexican accent and get a couple quarts of Man Tan to help him along with the brown vote. :lmao: :lmao:

And he will tell everyone he likes tuna taco's  :-)
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Re: I'm warming up to Beto. Democractsincebirth
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2019, 03:26:39 PM »
Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke is just like Robert Francis Kennedy.

Actually he is more like teddy, but didn't leave a dead women in his car when he left the scene of his DUI. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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We need a Bull Shit tax to make the Democrats go broke!

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Re: I'm warming up to Beto. Democractsincebirth
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2019, 12:11:27 PM »
So did said DUmmie warm up to either of these "beta the flake" things?  :-)

Beta eating magic dirt

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“In January, Beto hit the road, much as his father had done before him, and drew energy from the people he met, and — on one stop in New Mexico he didn’t write about in his blog — by eating New Mexican dirt said to have regenerative powers,” the profile reads.

“He brought some home for the family to eat, too.”

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One time, according to a friend, Beto collected an especially verdant turd from one of their kids’ diapers and put it in a bowl, telling Amy it was avocado. (Neither would confirm this, though Beto did allow it sounded like something he’d do.)
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