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Offline CC27

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I had a dream I met Trump
« on: March 13, 2019, 08:11:14 AM »
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I had a dream I met Trump

 
I told him he was an idiot,
and I didn't think he had two brain cells to rub together.

He panicked and ran from the room,
but he sent in four goons to beat me up and throw me out a window.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211915577

A bouncy dream. Now that is a first.

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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2019, 08:44:28 AM »
What recreational chemicals induced that DU-moron to post such pap?  :thatsright:
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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2019, 09:23:34 AM »
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...and throw me out a window
At least it had a good ending.
The policies that are indorsed by this party, that they backer of which are much of the 1 percent, causes a social structure much like the one back before the Revolution.

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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2019, 10:20:40 AM »
I had a dream I met President Trump, walking in a Roman forum garbed in a Roman toga.

And all around him were now-dead Demos, beginning with the Holy Trinity of Jack the Father, Bobby the Christ, and Vast Teddy the Holy Ghost, all of  them similarly attired in Roman togas, scraping and bowing to him as he passed by, hailing him as the greatest president ever.
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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2019, 10:32:31 AM »
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I had a dream I met Trump

 
I told him he was an idiot,
and I didn't think he had two brain cells to rub together.

He panicked and ran from the room,
but he sent in four goons to beat me up and throw me out a window.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211915577

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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2019, 11:10:50 AM »
thats a bad case of TDS!
"Liberalism is an essentially feminine, submissive world view. Perhaps a better adjective than feminine is infantile. It is the world view of men who do not have the moral toughness, the spiritual strength to stand up and do single combat with life, who cannot adjust to the reality that the world is not a huge, pink-and-blue, padded nursery in which the lions lie down with the lambs and everyone lives happily ever after."


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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2019, 12:04:28 PM »
A bouncy dream. Now that is a first.

I love the idea that Donald Trump has so infected these a**holes that they now have nightmares about him, and all he has to do is exist.
GOD how I wish I could torture them so effectively...

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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2019, 12:18:27 PM »
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I had a dream I met Trump

 
I told him he was an idiot,
and I didn't think he had two brain cells to rub together.

quick question DUmmy.  What will be your lasting legacy when you pass onto the next world?  What is your net worth?
Trump Won.  Get over it!

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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2019, 01:14:52 PM »
quick question DUmmy.  What will be your lasting legacy when you pass onto the next world?  What is your net worth?

Should that include the Pez dispenser collection and the limited edition  bedazzler clothing?
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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2019, 01:28:04 PM »
I had a dream I met Ivanka Trump....good dream.

Help keep America beautiful...deface a liberal.

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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2019, 01:28:25 PM »
At least it had a good ending.

Only if it was above the 5th floor! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2019, 02:05:58 PM »
I love the idea that Donald Trump has so infected these a**holes that they now have nightmares about him, and all he has to do is exist.
GOD how I wish I could torture them so effectively...

He's living rent-free in so many Progs' spacious heads that he needs to find a way to sub-lease that vast empty space!  :cheersmate:
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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2019, 02:17:35 PM »
A bouncy dream. Now that is a first.

No, I recall another bouncy dream way back about 10 years or so ago, involving the DUmmy seeing Obama supporters and McCain supporters engaging in battle by throwing toys at each other (The Obama supporters were armed with Legos, the McCain supporters with Tinker Toys). The DUmmy says that in the dream, he/ she then found an American flag in the garbage, pulled it out, and began waving it around while chanting "USA!USA!OBAMA!OBAMA!"

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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2019, 03:03:36 PM »
The glory days of the bouncy reduced to this crap.  :thatsright:

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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2019, 03:06:09 PM »
When we point out there's something mentally wrong with liberals, it's this type of thing we use as undisputed evidence.

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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2019, 07:36:33 AM »
quick question DUmmy.  What will be your lasting legacy when you pass onto the next world?  What is your net worth?
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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
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Quote from: DLR Pyro on March 13, 2019, 11:18:27 AM
quick question DUmmy.  What will be your lasting legacy when you pass onto the next world?  What is your net worth?
Empty eggo boxes and a nasty bird cage
A case of empty gin bottles and a brick, slightly dented.
The policies that are indorsed by this party, that they backer of which are much of the 1 percent, causes a social structure much like the one back before the Revolution.

-Words of wisdom from Lady Freedom Returns

"Arguing with liberals...it's like playing chess with a pigeon; no matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious." -- Anonymous

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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2019, 08:22:59 AM »
Empty eggo boxes and a nasty bird cage

left-of-center2012 is nads?
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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2019, 09:55:35 AM »
I love the idea that Donald Trump has so infected these a**holes that they now have nightmares about him, and all he has to do is exist.
GOD how I wish I could torture them so effectively...
I was going to say the same thing, but you captured my thoughts rather eloquently, FZ.
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Re: I had a dream I met Trump
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2019, 10:32:06 AM »
I was going to say the same thing, but you captured my thoughts rather eloquently, FZ.
Living Rent free in their dreams nightmares!!

Could Trump sub-lease that space, too? :-)
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