Well lets break it down, shall we?
OK this was entertaining. That adds. Better than the boring bouncies I have seen for the last five years. That adds a lot. However the dummie went a tad bit overboard... like the original bouncie... but no conversion, no cop or security and no bushes or office plants. That detracts. Dummie got its ass kicked at work, "sucker punched" and talked about it on the internet. OK I would maybe believe it if it was screaming I'm gonna sue, but it didn't. That detracts. Box cutter. Nice reference to 9-11 and the evil Bush Family Criminal Enterprise. That adds.** Some other employee saves dummie from serious ass kicking and wasn't a dem? Major detract. Rethug was in the boss office crying and "begging for his job". That adds. Boss kicks him out. That adds. Want to go to the clinic? Call 9-11? No and that detracts for the simple reason a dummie would want the EMT's there... if for anything else to get some prescription meds. Dummie likes the evil rethuglican boss? Really? Unbelievable. Detracts. Dummie asks if things are that bad now. Adds.
All in all... I was generous and gave it a 7 on the Perky scale of bouncies for the simple reason I have never seen that particular kind of story. I reward originality and this was original. Worth at least 2
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All in all I am disappointed. This dummie could have been great, could have had a great bouncie but was just too lazy. I gave it high marks for originality and nothing else.
** I am a long time bouncie judge and anything that references the heyday of the bouncies get extra points. So sue me if you don't like it.