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HUGE bouncy!!
« on: February 12, 2019, 09:41:22 PM »
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211813383


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So, this happened today at work...

A discussion was going on in the break room about Trump lying in regards to attendance at last night's MAGAWALL rally in El Paso, TX.
At some point, I said, "Yeah, well Trump's always lying. What else would you expect?" I guess this got one of the Magaboys riled up.
He says, "**** You!" I laughed. He shouts "Shut Up!" I laughed again, and asked, "Are you my boss?", knowing full well he's not. He then shouts "**** You!!!" even louder. He then starts ranting about how "all you ****in' libtards hate this country, blah, blah, blah...!!!". His supervisor, who was in the room, says, "Chill out. Now.". Magaboy then gets up, gets in my face, and screams "**** You, Commie!!!" I snickered. He sucker punched me in the eye, and leg sweeps me. I hit the floor, and he jumps on me, with a box cutter (unopened) in his hand. The other guys pulled him off me, and dragged him out of the room. The last time I saw him, he was in the boss' office, blubbering like a baby. The boss told him to get out of his office. The boss asked me if I was OK, did I want to go to the clinic, did I want to call the police, etc. Except for the swelling, I was OK, and I didn't want the cops involved. I have no time to be going to court over this slug. I'm pretty sure the boss was concerned with a lawsuit, as well, but that won't happen. I like my boss a lot, and love my job.

This is what things have come to. Magaboys losing their shit over something most Americans are in agreement on. Pathetic.


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So this happened at work today... in my head and here on DU
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2019, 09:41:49 PM »
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211813383


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So, this happened today at work...

A discussion was going on in the break room about Trump lying in regards to attendance at last night's MAGAWALL rally in El Paso, TX. 
At some point, I said, "Yeah, well Trump's always lying. What else would you expect?" I guess this got one of the Magaboys riled up. 
He says, "**** You!" I laughed. He shouts "Shut Up!" I laughed again, and asked, "Are you my boss?", knowing full well he's not. He then shouts "**** You!!!" even louder. He then starts ranting about how "all you ****in' libtards hate this country, blah, blah, blah...!!!". His supervisor, who was in the room, says, "Chill out. Now.". Magaboy then gets up, gets in my face, and screams "**** You, Commie!!!" I snickered. He sucker punched me in the eye, and leg sweeps me. I hit the floor, and he jumps on me, with a box cutter (unopened) in his hand. The other guys pulled him off me, and dragged him out of the room. The last time I saw him, he was in the boss' office, blubbering like a baby. The boss told him to get out of his office. The boss asked me if I was OK, did I want to go to the clinic, did I want to call the police, etc. Except for the swelling, I was OK, and I didn't want the cops involved. I have no time to be going to court over this slug. I'm pretty sure the boss was concerned with a lawsuit, as well, but that won't happen. I like my boss a lot, and love my job. 

This is what things have come to. Magaboys losing their shit over something most Americans are in agreement on. Pathetic. 


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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2019, 09:42:18 PM »
I quite literally just posted the same thing.

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Re: So this happened at work today... in my head and here on DU
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2019, 09:49:02 PM »
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I guess we need these merged!  LOL

This is TOO funny!! 

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Re: So this happened at work today... in my head and here on DU
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2019, 09:49:54 PM »
Yes sir... how anyone can believe this nonsense is... well ...unbelievable in and of itself

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Re: So this happened at work today... in my head and here on DU
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2019, 09:54:24 PM »
Yes sir... how anyone can believe this nonsense is... well ...unbelievable in and of itself


They eat this stuff up. It’s why they get snookered so often with people like Jussie Smollett.

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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2019, 10:01:26 PM »
The cops were in the bushes, progressive jones primitive. The cops are *always* in the bushes.

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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2019, 10:04:10 PM »
Dear Penthouse,

I know you won't believe this but it is all completely true!!!

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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2019, 10:06:28 PM »
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5. IMO

a certain percentage of DU is depressed and has other mental issues.

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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2019, 10:45:23 PM »
>Progressive Jones, So, this happened today at work...Magaboys losing their sh*t

And while you were away, your disappointed lover absorbed a MagaLoad she wants again.  Something is happening
and you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Jones.

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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2019, 12:14:47 AM »
I was going to post the same bouncy, but got distracted doing Windows updates.  This is almost as good as cops jumping out of bushes.

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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2019, 12:14:54 AM »
geez... every damned one of them fell for it.


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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2019, 07:55:58 AM »
There's an interesting aspect to this story that I'll probably be covering later today in the Video DUmmie FUnnies. I'll post it to this thread.

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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2019, 08:45:29 AM »
You know you are trouble as a DUmmie when other DUmmies mock you.

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68. Cool story, bro.

 

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87. Forgive me if I have a hard time believing this, for reasons the above poster said.

People here can be awfully gullible. This story sounds ludacris.

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86. Almost same exact story posted a few moths agos

by same OP

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95. Cool story, bro. Lol. Nt

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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2019, 10:05:48 AM »
You know you are trouble as a DUmmie when other DUmmies mock you.

Thanks for checking on that! :cheersmate:

Last I checked before midnight, only one DUmmy had even mildly called b.s.
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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2019, 11:04:25 AM »
You know you are trouble as a DUmmie when other DUmmies mock you.

So it took nearly 70 posts for serious skepticism to be posted? Whole lotta credulity on DU.

* The attacker wasn't immediately canned and escorted from the building? Yeah right!

* HR didn't step in with both the attacker and the LPC DUmmy? Yeah right!

* The boss and HR didn't call the police immediately? Yeah right!

The boss feared a lawsuit for something over which he had zero control? Yeah right!
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

Millions now living should have died. Anti-Covid-Vaxxer ghouls hardest hit.

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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2019, 11:15:57 AM »
A brief synopsis:
I acted like a typical liberal ass hole and got knocked on my ass..   :-) :loser: :loser: :loser:

You can always tell a dummy, but you can't tell them much. :thatsright:
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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2019, 12:15:37 PM »
Okay, the Video DUmmie FUnnies has covered this with the addition of their brief moments of mental clarity which collapsed the Hate Hoax fairy tale by Progressive Jones:

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Anatomy of a Collapsing DUmmie Hate Hoax

Have you noticed how the supposed "Hate Crimes" reported by the Left rarely hold up? The latest case in point is the Jussie Smollett fairy tale about vicious rightwing MAGA hats yahoos who happen to be fans of "Empire" assaulting him in subzero weather in the middle of a Chicago snowstorm. That story is now in the process of complete collapse. However, that hasn't stopped the DUmmies from continuing to perpetrate their own Hate Hoaxes such as the one we analyze in this video.

This one was so fake that even the DUmmies themselves uncovered it although many of their gullible colleagues continue to believe the fantastic tale spun by a DUmmie who, it turned out, told the same tall tale just a few months ago.

https://youtu.be/nlIn_mngww8

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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2019, 01:00:29 PM »
You know you are trouble as a DUmmie when other DUmmies mock you.

I wonder what the other story was, anyone know?

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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2019, 09:05:20 AM »
This made me laugh.   :lmao:

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86. Almost same exact story posted a few moths agos
by same OP


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Re: So this happened at work today... in my head and here on DU
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2019, 11:25:02 PM »
Yes sir... how anyone can believe this nonsense is... well ...unbelievable in and of itself
Well it is believable if you turn it around.  :lmao:
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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2019, 07:07:06 PM »
Well lets break it down, shall we?

OK this was entertaining.  That adds.  Better than the boring bouncies I have seen for the last five years. That adds a lot. However the dummie went a tad bit overboard... like the original bouncie... but no conversion, no cop or security and no bushes or office plants. That detracts.  Dummie got its ass kicked at work, "sucker punched" and talked about it on the internet.  OK I would maybe believe it if it was screaming I'm gonna sue, but it didn't. That detracts.  Box cutter. Nice reference to 9-11 and the evil Bush Family Criminal Enterprise. That adds.**  Some other employee saves dummie from serious ass kicking and wasn't a dem?  Major detract.  Rethug was in the boss office crying and "begging for his job".  That adds. Boss kicks him out. That adds.  Want to go to the clinic? Call 9-11? No and that detracts for the simple reason a dummie would want the EMT's there... if for anything else to get some prescription meds.  Dummie likes the evil rethuglican boss? Really? Unbelievable. Detracts.  Dummie asks if things are that bad now.  Adds.

All in all... I was generous and gave it a 7 on the Perky scale of bouncies for the simple reason I have never seen that particular kind of story.  I reward originality and this was original. Worth at least 2  :stoner:.

All in all I am disappointed.  This dummie could have been great, could have had a great bouncie but was just too lazy. I gave it high marks for originality and nothing else.


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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2019, 07:13:55 PM »
I wonder what the other story was, anyone know?

Searched and couldn't find it.  Sorry!
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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2019, 06:25:33 PM »
What's hilarious, is about now most of DU is probably coming to the realization that Smollett is a liar.. and it will probably occur to him this tool is to.

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Re: HUGE bouncy!!
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2019, 05:58:20 PM »
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155. One of DU's Nazi stalkers actually put a YouTube video

up about this thread. I guess we put this in the You’re Not Helping file.
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A lot of them continue to eat it up, except for cwydro and codeine.