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Floridian Who Asked Police To Test His Meth Is Now A Wanted Man
« on: January 06, 2019, 10:12:22 PM »
Floridian Who Asked Police To Test His Meth Is Now A Wanted Man
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/dumbass/meth-tester-wanted-629517

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A Floridian who actually brought methamphetamine to a police station to have it tested is now a wanted  man, according to court records.

Douglas Kelly, 50, was arrested last year on a felony narcotics possession charge. After posting $2500 bond, he was freed from the Putnam County jail.

But when he failed to show for subsequent court hearings, a judge issued an arrest warrant for Kelly, who told police he lived in Hawthorne, a city about 15 miles east of Gainesville.

Gee, another Florida story. Are there that many DUmmies in Florida? :mental:

Meet Douglas Kelly.



Sorry to sound like a broken record. What is Douglas Kelly's DU name?  :mental:
« Last Edit: January 06, 2019, 10:15:41 PM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: Floridian Who Asked Police To Test His Meth Is Now A Wanted Man
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2019, 12:54:05 PM »
Sorry to sound like a broken record. What is Douglas Kelly's DU name?  :mental:

I don't think any DUers are tweakers, they're 'way too lazy for people on meth.
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Re: Floridian Who Asked Police To Test His Meth Is Now A Wanted Man
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2019, 06:58:32 PM »
I don't think any DUers are tweakers, they're 'way too lazy for people on meth.

Maybe. Perhaps. You never know.
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