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Offline franksolich

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Re: affluent primitive has uncontrollable bowels
« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2019, 09:06:48 AM »
The primitive just won't give up.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/114220439

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CTyankee (52,771 posts)     Wed Jan 2, 2019, 10:50 AM

I'm seeing my gastroenterologist Friday at 10 a.m.

I think I'll know more after that visit...will report back right here...

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CTyankee (52,771 posts)      Wed Jan 2, 2019, 12:19 PM

4. Gotta get all the facts on the table and I need to know what is going on...

She's not going to take my advice, but I offer it anyway; it's obvious the primitive should add more fiber and roughage to her diet.  I've never been illuminated why, but the primitives seem to have a morbid aversion to dining on fiber.
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Re: affluent primitive has uncontrollable bowels
« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2019, 11:03:39 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 03, 2019, 09:06:48 AM
The primitive just won't give up.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/114220439

She's not going to take my advice, but I offer it anyway; it's obvious the primitive should add more fiber and roughage to her diet.  I've never been illuminated why, but the primitives seem to have a morbid aversion to dining on fiber.

Strange.  They are the only people I've ever seen who eat lentils.
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Re: affluent primitive has uncontrollable bowels
« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2019, 07:12:31 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on January 02, 2019, 09:39:09 PM
CTyankee Must be Cold Warrior on DI. https://www.discussionist.com/1016292050
Methinks CW has a computer in the commode. His rage can only be explained by explosive diarrhea.


Hmmmmmmmm................................ They are both extremely narcissistic.
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Re: affluent primitive has uncontrollable bowels
« Reply #28 on: January 07, 2019, 07:26:05 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 02, 2019, 09:32:44 PM
Oh trust me, they've shared much worse.

Probably there aren't many around any more who remember the Las Vegas Leviathan (aka The Gentle Giant, aka Ege Bamyasi), the quarter-tonner who sometimes went into great detail about how he was so "handicapped" his wife had to wipe him when he was done on the commode.....and his ever-occurring chafing, of which he even posted photographs.

And I'm pretty sure those with better memories than mine can recall really bad insances of "TMI" (too much information).

What Hetty Green's admitted to here is pretty mild; they just don't make primitives as open and honest and explicit as they used to.

Oh man Coach... what didn't Kirk talk about?  And the posting of the pics!!!     :puke:
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