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Offline zeitgeist

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Science?? Ya want Science, I'll give ya...
« on: August 26, 2018, 12:09:17 PM »

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McCain, Beau Biden, and Teddy Kennedy all died from the same brain cancer.
These are all people who probably had cell phones plastered against their ears/brain 24/7. I do think there is a connection and wish we could find out the real facts about this cell phone threat to our health.

I am not on my cell phone a lot, but when I am I usually have it on speaker. Others use ear buds, but of course it takes time to dig them up when an important call unexpectedly comes in, and speaker allows others to hear the conversation, something politicians are loathe to do.

I've been concerned about this since hearing McCain's diagnosis, following the relatively recent deaths of the other two.

and quickly gets taken to task. 

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1. There has been a TON of research into this exact topic...

https://scienceblog.cancerresearchuk.org/2014/05/14/back-in-the-news-mobile-phones-and-cancer/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/23657200/

https://www.bmj.com/content/343/bmj.d6387

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Response to Dr Hobbitstein (Reply #1)Sun Aug 26, 2018, 10:24 AM
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4. Who funded these studies?


Well now, Moon ain't gonna stand for this.  I mean after all someone, anyone but a victum is responsible!!
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7. Must everything be a conspiracy?

This type of cancer would be WAY more widespread if cell phones caused it. Non-ionizing radiation is not a carcinogen.

https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/radiation/cell-phones-fact-sheet

You are exposed to more non-ionizing radiation living near electrical lines than your tiny little phone could EVER produce.

Apparently the good Doctor missed the whole 9/11 Chicken Wire era.


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Re: Science?? Ya want Science, I'll give ya...
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2018, 12:33:14 PM »
Studies show that everyone who has died has had contact with water at least once in their lives.
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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2018, 01:22:33 PM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on August 26, 2018, 12:33:14 PM
Studies show that everyone who has died has had contact with water at least once in their lives.

Actually, water is not the 100% fatal product you imagine it to be.  There are infants every year who pass despite never touching water.

Oxygen, on the other hand, that shit's a killer.  As a matter of fact, for the DUmmie's safety, I would recommend they abstain from further use of oxygen or water, just to be sure.  Once they do that, they won't have anymore problems.
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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2018, 01:34:48 PM »
Oh yeah?  Well 9 out of 10 concerned scientists agree:  'If your parents never had sex you won't either.'


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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2018, 01:36:34 PM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on August 26, 2018, 12:33:14 PM
Studies show that everyone who has died has had contact with water at least once in their lives.

Dihydrogen monoxide is some evil stuff:

http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2006/05/17/1631494.htm?site=science/greatmomentsinscience
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2018, 02:28:54 PM »
Non-ionizing radiation? Pretty much ALL EM-spectrum radiation is ionizing to some degree.  Personal auras excepted, of course...
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2018, 02:37:46 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 26, 2018, 02:28:54 PM
Non-ionizing radiation? Pretty much ALL EM-spectrum radiation is ionizing to some degree.  Personal auras excepted, of course...

Would that be the same as "Healing White Light"?


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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2018, 03:12:55 PM »


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McCain, Beau Biden, and Teddy Kennedy all died from the same brain cancer.

Well Martha, maybe there really is a God.

If you wear your tinfoil hat when using a cell phone it protects your brain and you also get better reception.
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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2018, 03:38:53 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on August 26, 2018, 02:37:46 PM
Would that be the same as "Healing White Light"?

A related phenomenon.   :wink:
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2018, 03:40:40 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 26, 2018, 02:28:54 PM
Non-ionizing radiation? Pretty much ALL EM-spectrum radiation is ionizing to some degree.  Personal auras excepted, of course...

Some people's auras seem to emit and all-antagonizing radiation. At least that is my theory for why DU exists.
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2018, 05:22:42 PM »
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4. Who funded these studies?

President Trump. He's out to get you.
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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2018, 06:05:44 PM »
Surprised they have not linked globull warming to an increase in cancer. They are dropping the ball here.
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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2018, 07:34:59 PM »
>I've been concerned about this ...

The Universe top three elements include H2, O2 and C.

Those elements are found in nearly the same proportions in the human body.  I think the blame is in physics.
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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2018, 06:23:18 AM »
Quote from: DUmpsterDiver on August 26, 2018, 07:34:59 PM
>I've been concerned about this ...

The Universe top three elements include H2, O2 and C.

Those elements are found in nearly the same proportions in the human body. I think the blame is in physics.

There should be a law!
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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2018, 08:58:16 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on August 27, 2018, 06:23:18 AM
There should be a law!

Well, there is, them are all 'Bomb-making chemicals' or at least that's what the Feds will tell the 'News' broadcasters if they ever investigate you for anything.
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« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2018, 08:59:10 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 27, 2018, 08:58:16 AM
Well, there is, them are all 'Bomb-making chemicals' or at least that's what the Feds will tell the 'News' broadcasters if they ever investigate you for anything.

Yeah, don't forget other deadly things...like wires, batteries and clocks.
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Quote from: BadCat on August 27, 2018, 08:59:10 AM
Yeah, don't forget other deadly things...like wires, batteries and clocks.

And my stockpiled arsenal.  ::)
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« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2018, 09:56:34 AM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on August 26, 2018, 12:33:14 PM
Studies show that everyone who has died has had contact with water at least once in their lives.
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« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2018, 02:44:52 PM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on August 26, 2018, 12:33:14 PM
Studies show that everyone who has died has had contact with water at least once in their lives.

Well that means most of the DUmmies will be safe, seeing most of them stay away from soap and water.
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« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2018, 09:00:26 AM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on August 26, 2018, 12:09:17 PM

Well now, Moon ain't gonna stand for this.  I mean after all someone, anyone but a victum is responsible!!Apparently the good Doctor missed the whole 9/11 Chicken Wire era.

Sadly, when photobucket did it's evil about a year ago, all the photos were lost forever.
What a shame, one of the best DUmpass reveals of all time.
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