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a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« on: July 10, 2018, 04:35:39 PM »
Some day, there will be a need for a monument to the greatest primitives ever, from Skins’s island.  I imagine it’ll be called “Mount Skinsmore,” and be sculpted somewhere in Vermont.



For the greatest primitives ever, I propose the ugly scowling mug of the late bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, “Redstone,” for the most prominent spot, where Washington is in the above.   And then behind him, the poetess laureate of Skins’s island, “California Peggy.”  And after her, drunken Bill, “William Pitt,” where Roosevelt is kind of hidden.   And finally, in profile, cousin nadin, “nadinbzerezinski.” 
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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2018, 05:47:54 PM »
You ALWAYS forget TiT!!!

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Why you hatin' on my man Tom in Tib????
 
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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2018, 06:31:42 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on July 10, 2018, 05:47:54 PM
You ALWAYS forget TiT!!!

The best ever and the only one who put a rifle to and intimidated a sitting Secretary of State!

Why you hatin' on my man Tom in Tib????


It was a shotgun, and TiT is one of the few on this planet I truly despised.

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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2018, 07:08:59 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on July 10, 2018, 06:31:42 PM

It was a shotgun, and TiT is one of the few on this planet I truly despised.

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He was despicable, but his stories were so outrageous that I have to admit I kinda looked forward to.
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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2018, 07:29:13 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 10, 2018, 04:35:39 PM
Some day, there will be a need for a monument to the greatest primitives ever, from Skins’s island.  I imagine it’ll be called “Mount Skinsmore,” and be sculpted somewhere in Vermont.



For the greatest primitives ever, I propose the ugly scowling mug of the late bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, “Redstone,” for the most prominent spot, where Washington is in the above.   And then behind him, the poetess laureate of Skins’s island, “California Peggy.”  And after her, drunken Bill, “William Pitt,” where Roosevelt is kind of hidden.   And finally, in profile, cousin nadin, “nadinbzerezinski.”

Don't forget the long gone "HamstersFromHell".  He was the prototypical DUmmy in the looks department.
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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2018, 07:43:35 AM »
Then kneeling in front of the guys would be Amber,the Tuscon Tart,Torchy the stripper witch and bitter old Eva in her prime living the carny life.
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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2018, 07:45:41 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on July 11, 2018, 07:29:13 AM
Don't forget the long gone "HamstersFromHell".  He was the prototypical DUmmy in the looks department.

Yeah, he was a quiet one, a mechanic down in southwestern Missouri who usually posted photography threads, not hate threads.

And damn, did he EVER look like the stereotypical aging hippie. 
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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2018, 07:53:10 AM »
I think it should be called Mount Skidmark, at a dump near you. :-)

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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2018, 09:48:54 AM »
Why should nadin be on Mount Skinsmore? I thought she was already on the half dollar coin, isn't that enough?

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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2018, 10:37:18 AM »
I think someone in San Francespool was thinking of making a monument to DU but they left their 20 pound sack of crap on the sidewalk and the city confiscated it.
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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2018, 11:20:57 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on July 11, 2018, 09:48:54 AM
Why should nadin be on Mount Skinsmore? I thought she was already on the half dollar coin, isn't that enough?


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I need to try and find that one post where I had gNads portrait put on a 50 cent piece. It was quite a few years ago so I'm not sure if I'll be able to find it.
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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2018, 12:22:32 PM »
Please post or message me the photographs of all pertinent DUmmies, preferably in the same profile angle as the president they will replace on Rushmore (Skinsmore). Look at the Rushmore picture for corresponding profiles, described as follows:

Washington: slight profile left
Jefferson: slight profile right
T. Roosevelt: 3/8 profile right
Lincoln: quarter profile left

I can do coins as well. Prefer full side profiles of any Dummie you wish, as well as color of coin (silver, gold, or copper)
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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2018, 01:33:21 PM »
Quote from: Skul on July 11, 2018, 11:20:57 AM
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I need to try and find that one post where I had gNads portrait put on a 50 cent piece. It was quite a few years ago so I'm not sure if I'll be able to find it.



This isn't the original one that BattleHymn made; I just now cobbled this together.
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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2018, 01:38:12 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on July 11, 2018, 12:22:32 PM
Please post or message me the photographs of all pertinent DUmmies, preferably in the same profile angle as the president they will replace on Rushmore (Skinsmore). Look at the Rushmore picture for corresponding profiles, described as follows:

Washington: slight profile left
Jefferson: slight profile right
T. Roosevelt: 3/8 profile right
Lincoln: quarter profile left

I checked my own personal vault, and alas to my horror I have none of two of the four of these.

There of course is the big vault, but it's been so long I've forgotten its name.

And the defunct photobucket account, with over 1600 items about primitives (2002-2010) in it.
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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2018, 03:34:21 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on July 11, 2018, 07:29:13 AM
Don't forget the long gone "HamstersFromHell".  He was the prototypical DUmmy in the looks department.

My favorite all time DUmmie was Distressed American. Such impudent rage.  :lmao:
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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2018, 04:12:44 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on July 11, 2018, 03:34:21 PM
My favorite all time DUmmie was Distressed American. Such impudent rage.  :lmao:

I believe you spelled  impotent incorrectly.
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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2018, 05:17:42 PM »
Quote from: Zathras on July 11, 2018, 04:12:44 PM
I believe you spelled  impotent incorrectly.


Ha! Thanks.  H5 for the catch.  :cheersmate:
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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2018, 09:12:34 AM »
A monument to Pam.

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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2018, 10:25:26 AM »
Quote from: Carl on July 12, 2018, 09:12:34 AM
A monument to Pam.



Dunno if that's real or satire, but I do know this statue is real:


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Re: a new national monument, Mount Skinsmore
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2018, 10:46:20 AM »
Haven't had time to post about this.  But we almost need to have a "Mount Skidsmore" Hall of Crap. Many suggestions from my 15 years of laughing at that cesspool.  Shall start up a further thread this weekend.
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