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Offline Ptarmigan

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Lost rabbit caused bomb scare at Australian airport
« on: June 28, 2018, 09:35:23 PM »
Lost rabbit caused bomb scare at Australian airport
http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/06/28/lost-rabbit-caused-bomb-scare-at-australian-airport.html

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Some bunny is in trouble after an abandoned rabbit at Australia's Adelaide Airport caused a serious bomb scare.

On the evening of June 27, police and explosive experts arrived at the air hub to investigate a suspicious Lorna Jane shopping bag abandoned in the women’s' restroom, Newsweek reported.

Upon examination, authorities were shocked to discover that the scare was simply a hare: a male Dwarf rabbit.

Rabbits are terrorists. Case closed.
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Re: Lost rabbit caused bomb scare at Australian airport
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2018, 04:10:24 AM »
"Jihad! Jihad! Suicide rabbits will take down the western infidels!"
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Re: Lost rabbit caused bomb scare at Australian airport
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2018, 05:11:26 AM »
Let's see.

Bunny in a bag. Check.
No weapons. Check.
No evidence of bomb-making equipment. Check.
No cell phone with which to detonate said bomb. Check.
Just an innocent little bunny -- abandoned, alone and afraid.  Check


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Re: Lost rabbit caused bomb scare at Australian airport
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2018, 09:30:46 PM »
Let's see.

Bunny in a bag. Check.
No weapons. Check.
No evidence of bomb-making equipment. Check.
No cell phone with which to detonate said bomb. Check.
Just an innocent little bunny -- abandoned, alone and afraid.  Check


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A terrorist bunny feigning being alone and afraid. The rabbit was plotting terror against humans.
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Re: Lost rabbit caused bomb scare at Australian airport
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2018, 03:16:40 AM »
A terrorist bunny feigning being alone and afraid. The rabbit was plotting terror against humans.

Which any creature with a brain the size of a ptarmigan finds impossible to attempt . . .  :whistling:
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