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Man who thought he was wearing 'stab-proof' vest dies after stabbing himself
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/06/17/man-who-thought-was-wearing-stab-proof-vest-dies-after-stabbing-himself.html

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A British man who believed he was wearing a "stab-proof vest" died last summer after he took a knife to his own chest, local newspaper Teesside Gazette reported Saturday, citing an investigation into his death.

Jordan Easton, 22, of Thornaby, reportedly was in a friend's kitchen on Aug. 23, 2017, when he stabbed himself.

"While in the kitchen, he took hold a knife to demonstrate it was stab-proof and sadly realized it wasn’t the case," assistant coroner Karin Welsh said during a court hearing.

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Yep, he was only 22 so chances are good he didn't yet procreate.
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"While in the kitchen, he took hold a knife to demonstrate it was stab-proof and sadly realized it wasn’t the case," assistant coroner Karin Welsh said during a court hearing.

Ya gotta admit there is something about the phraseology of that statement that is uniquely British.
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I wonder if he will get a refund?  :-)
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