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Offline Old n Grumpy

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 So, our favorite socialist is ready to go to full employment (unless you are on welfare, then you will be exempt), he plans on doing some large scale goobermint projects to create thousands of jobe starting at $15.00 an hour with full benefits, no experience necessary. :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

The first will be working for the new goobermint agency the Pure Food Administration. The positions will be to pick fly shit out of pepper.
The work will be easy and you will be trained in the finer points of the trade.

More opportunities will follow
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Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2018, 03:45:52 PM »
Americans could guarantee themselves jobs by, oh, let's see, obtaining decent skills in school or as an apprentice or doing something other than participating in our national narcissism, by NOT doing stupid stuff (drugs, tattoos, drugs, piercings, drugs, spending money they don't have on stupid stuff...like drugs, etc. ), and by... NOT VOTING FOR DEMS!   :-)
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Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2018, 04:38:39 PM »
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I went over to see what the jackpiners, Manny's primitives, had to say about this, given their idolatry of the hoary old white-haired sourassed sourpuss crank from Vermont and his thieving wife.

There's two threads over there, one comment.

Of course, the jackpiners are anticipating the same sort of thing Omaha Steve always did--everybody else will work, while they get to sit on their asses either "supervising" or operating a labor union "on behalf" of the workers.  None of the cultists expect to work themselves.
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Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2018, 04:14:44 AM »
How does he plan to do that? Support Trump?
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Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2018, 07:41:28 AM »
But will they be Shovel-leaning-ready jobs?
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

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Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2018, 10:18:35 AM »
Link, anyone? :whistling: :fuelfire:
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Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2018, 10:55:50 AM »
Link, anyone? :whistling: :fuelfire:

Here ya go. Didn't see whether the jobs would be Shovel-leaning-ready, though.
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

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Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2018, 11:14:21 AM »
Great timing! In related news, Finland's universal income pilot program has come to an end. It would have taken a 30% rise in taxes to keep it afloat.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43866700
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Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2018, 01:42:49 PM »
Great timing! In related news, Finland's universal income pilot program has come to an end. It would have taken a 30% rise in taxes to keep it afloat.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43866700

no problem.  Just tax the rich.  They have plenty of money... :fuelfire:
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64.I'd almost be willing to get a job in order to participate in
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Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2018, 02:01:26 PM »
Great timing! In related news, Finland's universal income pilot program has come to an end. It would have taken a 30% rise in taxes to keep it afloat.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43866700

The problem is they aren't doing it right. they need to base it on bernies system of benevolent socialism. the kind where there is always enough to go around. A money tree in every yard.
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Re: Bernie Sanders to unveil plan to guarantee every American a job
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2018, 05:56:29 PM »
no problem.  Just tax the rich.  They have plenty of money... :fuelfire:

Unlimited, actually.  Just like the government.

They are just too mean to allow others to share in the unlimited wealth.  They enjoy watching people die in poverty so much.

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