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Man warns others after losing thousands during online monkey purchase
http://kdvr.com/2018/02/28/man-warns-others-after-losing-thousands-during-online-monkey-purchase/

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WYOMING, Mich. -- A Michigan man is warning others after his online search for an exotic pet cost him thousands of dollars.

"I needed a monkey. I needed to be different," Don Abrego said.

He wanted a capuchin money and found one three weeks ago, supposedly in Hawaii, according to WXMI. However, as soon as his first $400 payment cleared, he said the problems began. The shipper was requesting more money and claimed it was for flight cancellations and vaccination costs. So Abrego shelled out more cash.

Monkeys are criminals and terrorists.  :mad:  :argh:

Rock ptarmigan chicks fall prey to monkeys
http://the-japan-news.com/news/article/0002397148

Northern Alps climbers asked to 'please shoot the monkeys' to protect young birds
http://ajw.asahi.com/article/behind_news/social_affairs/AJ201512230012
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Re: Man warns others after losing thousands during online monkey purchase
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2018, 10:56:14 PM »
Man warns others after losing thousands during online monkey purchase
http://kdvr.com/2018/02/28/man-warns-others-after-losing-thousands-during-online-monkey-purchase/

Monkeys are criminals and terrorists.  :mad:  :argh:

Rock ptarmigan chicks fall prey to monkeys
http://the-japan-news.com/news/article/0002397148

Northern Alps climbers asked to 'please shoot the monkeys' to protect young birds
http://ajw.asahi.com/article/behind_news/social_affairs/AJ201512230012

I'll most definitely keep that in mind when I'm thinking about buying a monkey online.

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Re: Man warns others after losing thousands during online monkey purchase
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2018, 10:42:01 AM »
Sounds like the guys wants to spank that monkey now. :rofl:

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Re: Man warns others after losing thousands during online monkey purchase
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2018, 01:45:48 PM »
Amazing.  Just yesterday I got an email from a member of the Nigerian royal family offering to sell me a rare monkey and all i had to do to purchase it was provide him with my bank routing and account number...
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