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I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On

I asked her what was wrong. She said "how could he say that" to me. Well, we both know how, but it just hurt her terribly.

My wife was born in Bolivia, and then migrated to Venezuela as a teenager. I am sure both Bolivia and Venezuela would qualify as s-holes in the Trump mind.

She has told me of some of the horrible jobs she had to work, like when she was a waitress in a two story restaurant, and the owner kept all the tips. She got minimum wage packing plates up and down stairs, while the customer thought they were tipping her for her hard work, and great service. Sick.

She now is working on her second degree, third if you count the degree in economics she got in Venezuela. She has paid hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxes, from withholding to real estate taxes, and all the other taxes.

Donald Trump literally hurt my wife.

Today I hate his guts with a little more whiter hotter hate.

I know you are not supposed to hate, but you are not supposed to speed either.

God Damn You Donald Trump. May you burn in hell you ignorant racist snowflake.


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Here’s a hint for you Seadoo, your WIFE is a snowflake. Wanna come over here and defend her?  I’ll bet not. I would absolutely post this on your thread, and if I knew you in person I would tell you that in person. Truly. Of course, me and my friends aren’t snowflakes so we tell each other the truth. It’s part of becoming a stronger, better, person.

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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2018, 11:11:35 AM »
I disagree about Venezuela. "*hole" is a paradise compared to that place.

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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2018, 11:13:58 AM »
Not sure about Bolivia but Venezuela most certainly is a socialist shithole.

"Third if you count the degree in economics she got in Venezuela."

Venezuela economics degree?  Yea let's not count that one.  ::)

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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2018, 11:16:13 AM »
Not sure about Bolivia but Venezuela most certainly is a socialist shithole.

"Third if you count the degree in economics she got in Venezuela."

Venezuela economics degree?  Yea let's not count that one.  ::)

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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2018, 01:34:54 PM »
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I am sure both Bolivia and Venezuela would qualify as s-holes in the Trump mind.


So this is really what you and your 'wife" are thinking...........
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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2018, 01:41:35 PM »
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I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On

I asked her what was wrong. She said "how could he say that" to me. Well, we both know how, but it just hurt her terribly.

My wife was born in Bolivia, and then migrated to Venezuela as a teenager. I am sure both Bolivia and Venezuela would qualify as s-holes in the Trump mind.

 :bouncy: And you and dear wife are doing what, exactly, to lift Bolivia and Venezuela out of Shithole-hood? :bouncy: Or did your dear wife leave Venezuela because it was a Shithole (or descending into being one)?

True :bouncy: time ... some family friends who had lived in Ecuador for a 2 or 3 decades mentioned that Bolivia had a very high literacy rate. The problem with that is that the literacy is in Spanish, while a significant % of the people live in Quechua speaking areas. They are "literate" in a language they do not speak.
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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2018, 01:47:52 PM »
I think you're lying through your teeth, DUmmie seadoo.
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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2018, 02:23:59 PM »
Even when he doesn't even do anything, Trump increases my schadenboner!

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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2018, 03:11:14 PM »
I think you're lying through your teeth, DUmmie seadoo.

IMO, if this happened, she was angry and crying on the bed because, whether or not Trump actually said it, she knows it is true.
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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2018, 05:22:15 PM »
Not sure about Bolivia but Venezuela most certainly is a socialist shithole.

"Third if you count the degree in economics she got in Venezuela."

Venezuela economics degree?  Yea let's not count that one.  ::)

Ah, you beat me too it.  Perhaps the only degree even of lesser value than underwater basket weaving with a minor in wymmin's studies?


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Today I hate his guts with a little more whiter hotter hate.

You racist son of a bitch.




And----- it seems that you made the case very well that Venezuela is just that--  a shithole.

If it was so fantastic, why did she immigrate to here?  You DUmmies really need to follow through with your ideas before you post them. 


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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2018, 06:55:08 PM »
>Today I hate his guts with a little more whiter hotter hate.

Today, you are stupider than you were yesterday.  Cosmic deflation in your own absent mind.  Welcome to the craphaus.

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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2018, 10:17:29 PM »
"...and by wife, I do not mean she has an actual Y chromosome anywhere in the mix..."

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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2018, 11:12:54 PM »
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I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On

I asked her what was wrong. She said "how could he say that" to me. Well, we both know how, but it just hurt her terribly.

My wife was born in Bolivia, and then migrated to Venezuela as a teenager. I am sure both Bolivia and Venezuela would qualify as s-holes in the Trump mind.

She has told me of some of the horrible jobs she had to work, like when she was a waitress in a two story restaurant, and the owner kept all the tips. She got minimum wage packing plates up and down stairs, while the customer thought they were tipping her for her hard work, and great service. Sick.

She now is working on her second degree, third if you count the degree in economics she got in Venezuela. She has paid hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxes, from withholding to real estate taxes, and all the other taxes.

Donald Trump literally hurt my wife.

Today I hate his guts with a little more whiter hotter hate.

I know you are not supposed to hate, but you are not supposed to speed either.

God Damn You Donald Trump. May you burn in hell you ignorant racist snowflake.

Maybe my reading comprehension skills are failing me. It is late. It almost looks to me as if he's saying that his wife was upset because her former countries were called sh!tholes and then he actually describes at least one as being a sh!thole.

By the way, is this a real wife or a pretend wife like the other DUmmie has?

edit: I want to clarify that in no way are FlippyDoo and SeaDoo related. I sprung from the Howdy-Doo branch of the tree. I think he may have come from the Doggy-Doo branch, but I'm not sure.
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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2018, 07:55:13 AM »
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She has told me of some of the horrible jobs she had to work, like when she was a waitress in a two story restaurant, and the owner kept all the tips. She got minimum wage packing plates up and down stairs, while the customer thought they were tipping her for her hard work, and great service. Sick.

The part about the restaurant owner is plausible. Here in Silicon Valley many owners of a certain type of ethnic restaurant are well known for doing this. Customers who know this furtively slip their server cash, directly.

But what does that part of the :bouncy: and his wife's supposed degrees have to do with a comment Trump probably did not make? SeeDooDoo should reflect on why she chose to come to the US.

True :bouncy: , Part 1. I've worked around many people from various countries in Asia for about as long as I've worked in Silicon Valley (nearly 40 years). When I chat with people from other countries, "What brought you to the US?" is a question I often ask, along with things like, "Do you have family around here?" or, "In what part of the valley do you live?" Chit-chat designed to be a start of getting to know them. Usually the response to, "What brought you to the US?" with opportunities here that are not available in the country from which they came.

True :bouncy: , Part 2. My daughter lives in an Asian country, in a major city not many westerners visit. People who speak English are so in demand as tutors that English-speakers could keep so busy doing that - and it is remunerative - that they never manage to learn that country's language. My daughter has done tutoring, but she is there to study the country's language and culture.

IOW, for all Libs & Progs denigrations of the US, people from other countries come here for opportunity and freedom and are willing to work their tails off to learn our crazy language in order to come here. Evidently, SeeDooDoo's wife is such a person (though the transition from Spanish to English is less difficult than it is for speakers of many East Asian languages).
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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2018, 08:01:52 AM »
Maybe SeeDooDoo and wife should consider going to Bolivia to help people improve their lives:

Join the Peace Corps!

That demo by the wife probably wouldn't be useful in Venezuela these days ... not much food to be stored.
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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2018, 09:44:14 AM »
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Well at least she wasn't in bed with 2 midgets, a dyke and a well hung german sheppard. Instead of letting her lay there and wallow in her self piy yo should have told he to go mak some sammiches.
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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2018, 09:48:13 AM »
edit: I want to clarify that in no way are FlippyDoo and SeaDoo related. I sprung from the Howdy-Doo branch of the tree. I think he may have come from the Doggy-Doo branch, but I'm not sure.

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« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2018, 10:19:31 AM »
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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2018, 11:21:40 AM »
With SeeDoo77 as her husband, he should be used to her crying in bed every night. :evillaugh:
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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2018, 07:38:35 PM »
Let us look at this logically dummie:

1. The countries President Trump was talking about are so bad people are leaving in droves
2. When a place is so bad even the natives risk death to leave... that can usually be described as a shithole

Understand now, dummie? 

Personally If I was President Trump I would explain it in exactly those terms and keep on calling them shit holes. Then tell the butt hurt media idiots that if they like it so much in those shit holes they can renounce their US citizenship and will be given a one way ticket to said shit holes courtesy of the US government.   :-)
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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2018, 07:56:19 PM »
Let us look at this logically dummie:

1. The countries President Trump was talking about are so bad people are leaving in droves
2. When a place is so bad even the natives risk death to leave... that can usually be described as a shithole

Understand now, dummie? 

Personally If I was President Trump I would explain it in exactly those terms and keep on calling them shit holes. Then tell the butt hurt media idiots that if they like it so much in those shit holes they can renounce their US citizenship and will be given a one way ticket to said shit holes courtesy of the US government.   :-)

It acrtually gets worse for the dummie!

lyindick didn't even mention boliva or venzuela!!!  How could ANYONE offend his wife if the countries she was from were not in the alleged statement? Unless she, herself thinks they are sh!tholes...
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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2018, 09:32:31 PM »
It acrtually gets worse for the dummie!

lyindick didn't even mention boliva or venzuela!!!  How could ANYONE offend his wife if the countries she was from were not in the alleged statement? Unless she, herself thinks they are sh!tholes...

She married a dummie... she is a snowflake that gets offended if a dog pisses on an abandoned fire hydrant. 

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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2018, 09:35:14 PM »
She is crying for a real Man or some facsimile thereof.

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Re: I Came Home From Work And My Wife Was Crying In Bed With The News On
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2018, 07:33:52 AM »
There's a guy from Venezuela that I sing with in my church's choir.  Worked for GE.  They transferred him from Venezuela to Miami, then up to my neck of the woods.  They wanted to transfer him back to Miami, and he said, "I don't think so.  I like it here."  And he left.  He and his wife opened a restaurant that has a heavy amount of menu items from South America.  He's told me (to my face) that there is no way that he'd ever go back, because he could see that things were going sour for the country waaaay back when Chavez first took power.  He has relatives that fully believe the government bullshit that they broadcast, and they stay.  Yet, he buys OTC medications and sends them to his relatives at least once a month.  Why, lurking DUmmies, do you think that is?

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