Alan, Alan, Alan...how many times must we tell you, a few hundred 'k&r,' 'Preach it!,' and 'I love DU' posts does NOT make a credible mole, you have to get to several thousand and actually take some risks developing a persona (Once you are safely past about 1500, anyway) or nobody will pay any attention at all. It does seem like a lot of work to go to just to cadge the odd ten-spot from the window-lickers, but desperate times call for desperate measures, I s'pose.