itching carpenter primitive has a favor to ask

[franksolich]

https://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/i-have-a-favor-to-ask-my-friends-here/

Oh my.

Ichingcarpenter (3922 posts)    September 21, 2017 at 9:50 am

I have a favor to ask my friends here
 
Not many know my story …. so here goes.

I have lived in Denmark for the last 7 years and must go back to the states for my father’s official burial and ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery on Oct 2 meeting up with my two brothers that also  are traveling long distances to go to that official govt ceremony…..He will be buried next to my mother who died back in the 80s and was honored to be buried there for her service .  I was at her bedside in Fla. when she died but not at her burial at Arlington Cem. cause I had a job and a daughter in Hawaii who was taken care of by a friend As a single father I need to get back  for that needed attention

Besides the funeral  I need to go back to the States for reasons I can’t handle here because of my legal status here in Denmark. I have lived here because both my son and daughter live here but the Danish Govt would not give me legal status to live here  because of the divorce agreement  which gave my x wife more support when the children were living with her in this country.  After they refused me I have been living off the grid without an address, bank account, credit card.

I have now reached my social security age this year too but cannot collect it here in Europe because of my status with no official address. I will also get a small inheritance from my father which I can not collect here also.

So I must come back for unavoidable life changing reasons.
 
Out of curiosity on writing this I decided to do a casting of the IChing…Where I asked ” moving back to the US from Denmark”

I rolled 64……..Wei Chi       

So I guess the question was answered if you care for that ancient stuff.

Now one of the major problems coming back. I have a Air BnB that I’m staying in near the Arlington Cem. and I have booked it for a week but can go longer if needed.   I need an address I can use  in the DC area to get a drivers license, car rental,  banking account social security info sent to  and have a temporary address until I can get documented being back in the states.

I need to move on  to the next step  which I don’t need help on ASAP from there which is buying a good used RV, traveling  and setting up a residency in one of the 5 states that are friendly to that life style. Then doing a travel blog on permaculture and alternative conceptions of living.I have learned a lot here and fill I have things to share and things to learn and time for this next journey in my life to contribute once again to America.

If you can help or know someone where this might be possible or need more information,suggestions  or questions, even personal…………..some will be answered here or privately later.

Thank you for your considerations

Your humble  servant the IChing Carpenter

After several of Manny's primitives answered, offering pretty much useless information:

Ichingcarpenter (3922 posts)    (Reply to original post)   September 21, 2017 at 12:19 pm

8. I might not need your help ………just got an email

from someone  who has nothing to do with this plea out of the blue.

Will keep you informed…………  it was cosmic .

[Ralph Wiggum]

Why would a liberal visit a cemetery where Confederate soldiers are entombed?

[Texacon]

Hasn't contributed, but wants to draw from it. Yup, sounds like a typical leftist.

KC

[DumbAss Tanker]

Kinda sounds like his visa ran out years ago, and he's just been ghosting it off the radar in Denmark since then.

[SPYDER]

I wonder how many people are being buried at Arlington National Cemetery on Oct 2 next to their wife who died in the 80's?

[FunkyZero]

https://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/i-have-a-favor-to-ask-my-friends-here/

Oh my.

After several of Manny's primitives answered, offering pretty much useless information:

And they wonder why we get so pissed off...
Far as I'm concerned, he should be denied his free benefits. Been bilking another country as an illegal for years, now moving back here to rip us off after not paying into the system.
And the piece of shit will vote dimocrat fascist on top of it all.

[USA4ME]

Off the grid in Denmark? I dunno. I'd have tried the classic 'Nigerian prince' angle first.

Whatever this kook is up to, it's not good.

.

[diesel driver]

I wonder how many people are being buried at Arlington National Cemetery on Oct 2 next to their wife who died in the 80's?

That's what caught my attention as well.  Why didn't he bring his daughter to her grandmother's funeral, instead of leaving her with a "friend"?  (2 to 1 says the "friend" molested her)

Following DUmmie logic gives me a headache...

[SVPete]

Somewhere in that word salad I gleaned:

* Dude's supporting himself illegally in Denmark (and his presence may be illegal entirely);

* Dude wants to commit fraud to get a DCDL and mailing address to use to get on government bennies;

* Dude hasn't grown up from the 1960s and 1970s when he, his , his VW bus, and his dog named "Boo" toured the US living off the land (panhandling and raiding unlocked homes when the owners were away).

[franksolich]

Whatever this kook is up to, it's not good.

Of course it isn't; he's a primitive after all.

[Old n Grumpy]

IChing, Wi Chi? where do these people come up with this shit?  I consulted the chicken bones and they told me you need to go to Nubia, we have enough welfare mooches here.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Off the grid in Denmark? I dunno. I'd have tried the classic 'Nigerian prince' angle first.

Whatever this kook is up to, it's not good.

.

That reminds me of an old bum I ran into one time in Germany, I was in my mid-twenties and he was forty or fifty.  He had a humorous glint in his eye and preposterous tale about being a drover (!) who couldn't get a work permit and so was forced to cadge coins, while facing 'Another winter...another cruel, harsh winter...in the south of France"  I had to bust out laughing at that point and gave him a Deutschmark for the entertainment.

[67 Rover]

Itching carpenter primitive needs to make himself a large banner and find the Denmark politicians capitol building and protest his right to stay in the county because he is a dreamer of open borders or something.  I suspect he is a coward though.

[I_B_Perky]

The real story in red, my comments in blue:

Ichingcarpenter (3922 posts)    September 21, 2017 at 9:50 am

I have a favor to ask my friends here wants money
 
Not many know my story …. so here goes. wants to see if this sob story works

I have lived in Denmark for the last 7 years and must go back to the states for my father’s official burial and ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery (the US government requires you to come back?  ) on Oct 2 meeting up with my two brothers that also  are traveling long distances to go to that official govt ceremony (Oh. Official government service... that explains it!)…..He will be buried next to my mother who died back in the 80s and was honored to be buried there for her service .  I was at her bedside in Fla. when she died but not at her burial at Arlington Cem. cause I had a job and a daughter in Hawaii who was taken care of by a friend As a single father I need to get back  for that needed attention (can anyone translate this for me?)

Besides the funeral  I need to go back to the States for reasons I can’t handle here because of my legal status here in Denmark. (Was told to leave or would be prosecuted) I have lived here because both my son and daughter live here but the Danish Govt would not give me legal status to live here (He is there illegally) because of the divorce agreement  which gave my x wife more support when the children were living with her in this country. (I bred them and now I got to pay for them!?!?!?!  WTF?!?!?!) After they refused me I have been living off the grid without an address, bank account, credit card. (has no visible means of support and the country did not want another moocher so he is living with his kids, mooching off them)

I have now reached my social security age this year too but cannot collect it here in Europe (denied for not having enough work credits) because of my status with no official address. I will also get a small inheritance from my father which I can not collect here also. (was cut out of the will and has to come back to contest it

So I must come back for unavoidable life changing reasons. got caught
 
Out of curiosity on writing this I decided to do a casting of the IChing…Where I asked ” moving back to the US from Denmark”

I rolled 64……..Wei Chi    I'm ****ing stupid so some one please give me money   

[Karin]

The longer the sob stories, the more you know is wrong.  Shorter version:  Living off the grid out of country, need a fake address to perpetrate fraud to collect US govt bens.  See how simple, Itchy one? 

[SVPete]

The longer the sob stories, the more you know is wrong.  Shorter version:  Living off the grid out of country, need a fake address to perpetrate fraud to collect US govt bens.  See how simple, Itchy one?

I missed the meaning of this, "the Danish Govt would not give me legal status to live here," when I first read it. Itchy is an illegal immigrant, living there in Denmark. I guess you could say he's practicing what Progs preach.

[Old n Grumpy]

I missed the meaning of this, "the Danish Govt would not give me legal status to live here," when I first read it. Itchy is an illegal immigrant, living there in Denmark. I guess you could say he's practicing what Progs preach.

If he was practicing what they preach he would be waving an American flag and demanding amnesty and full welfare benefits.

[SVPete]

If he was practicing what they preach he would be waving an American flag and demanding amnesty and full welfare benefits.

He wants to come here instead - collect government bennies, yell "F You" to the US government, and burn the American flag.

Since the dude probably has an interest in some Danish bank account - not that it is his - he should be reported to the IRS the femtosecond he sets foot on US soil.

[Tess Anderson]

OMG, he's telling the truth - wonder which son it is besides Mike?

Their father was a great man and a war hero:

http://www.tulsaworld.com/homepagelatest/world-war-ii-veterans-remember-pilot-bill-renfro-bombed-japan/article_13162d3b-d0b7-5180-807a-382522e8d56e.html

http://ninde.com/tribute/details/2130/Col-William-G-Bill-Renfro/obituary.html

sad that one of his sons is just another illegal alien

[franksolich]

OMG, he's telling the truth -

Uh huh.

And I'm sure it was a Great Sorrow, a Great Humiliation, to the old man for having sired such a worthless son.

[freedumb2003b]

And they wonder why we get so pissed off...
Far as I'm concerned, he should be denied his free benefits. Been bilking another country as an illegal for years, now moving back here to rip us off after not paying into the system.
And the piece of shit will vote dimocrat fascist on top of it all.

You can only get out based on what you paid in.  It will be a pittance.  Unless this useless POS goes on to SSI which is normal for most DUmmies.

[DUmpsterDiver]

>I need an address I can use  in the DC area to get a drivers license, car rental,  banking account social security info sent to  and have a temporary address until I can get documented being back in the states.

You filthy, disgusting leftist lazy POS...GFY you indigent trash ash.  Had you been honest, worked for a living like the rest of us Americans, you may have had a clue.

You are too stupid to survive.  Either earn it or please die to save us working taxpayers.

[franksolich]

He wants to come here instead - collect government bennies, yell "F You" to the US government, and burn the American flag.

Since the dude probably has an interest in some Danish bank account - not that it is his - he should be reported to the IRS the femtosecond he sets foot on US soil.

If his late and distinguished father was 99 years old when he died, odds are the itching carpenter primitive's in his 70s, or at least only his 60s.  Not a spring chicken by any means.  Which is rather old to be acting like this.  He's long past time to grow up.

[SVPete]

If his late and distinguished father was 99 years old when he died, odds are the itching carpenter primitive's in his 70s, or at least only his 60s.  Not a spring chicken by any means.  Which is rather old to be acting like this.  He's long past time to grow up.

It's always mystified me how the generation that grew up in the hardship of the Great Depression and fought and won in WW2 produced a generation - my generation - with so many who proudly never grew up.

[FunkyZero]

It's always mystified me how the generation that grew up in the hardship of the Great Depression and fought and won in WW2 produced a generation - my generation - with so many who proudly never grew up.

My dad talks about this all the time.
Attitudes seemed to split into 2 factions with folks born around the mid-40's and beyond.
He will flat out tell you he is embarrassed of his own generation... he just turned 70.
Of course, the level of stupid just increases with each generation... with todays left openly promoting communism and violent overthrow of the Unites States.
Makes one wonder what the youth of the next couple generations will be like.