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Republican sitting in a bar.
« on: July 22, 2017, 10:54:47 AM »
REPUBLICAN SITTING IN A BAR

A UNION BOSS walks into a crowded bar next to the factory and is about to order himself a drink, when he sees a guy close by wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat.

He does not have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican.

So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican."

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.  This infuriates the union boss. Later, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone, except the Republican.  As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican.  He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"  The union boss says to himself, "That stupid Republican!"

After a while, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone, except the Republican.

As before, this STILL doesn't seem to bother the Republican who continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union boss asks the bartender, "What the heck is the matter with that Republican?  I have ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all that idiot  does is smile and thank me.  Is he nuts or what? 

"Nope," replies the bartender.  "He owns the place."

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