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Offline Mr Mannn

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Ptarmigan's nightmare
« on: July 08, 2017, 03:26:20 PM »



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Re: Ptarmigan's nightmare
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2017, 10:45:35 PM »
Humans are super doomed! Humans have committed suicide!

This how rabbits will wage war against humans. Humans are severely outnumbered. Ptarmigans are even more outnumber by rabbits.  :mad: :argh:
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Re: Ptarmigan's nightmare
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2017, 07:14:17 AM »
Humans are super doomed! Humans have committed suicide!

This how rabbits will wage war against humans. Humans are severely outnumbered. Ptarmigans are even more outnumber by rabbits.  :mad: :argh:

Remember--

Ptarmigans are "tundra chickens." :whistling:
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Re: Ptarmigan's nightmare
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2017, 11:05:01 PM »
Remember--

Ptarmigans are "tundra chickens." :whistling:

Rabbits=Terrorists
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Re: Ptarmigan's nightmare
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2017, 11:34:15 PM »
Alright, I've been avoiding this for fear of looking stupid all this time, but someone has got to fill me in on the rabbit reference.
I can't take it anymore.. I gotta know

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Re: Ptarmigan's nightmare
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2017, 06:52:27 AM »
Alright, I've been avoiding this for fear of looking stupid all this time, but someone has got to fill me in on the rabbit reference.
I can't take it anymore.. I gotta know
(Running joke) Ptarmy hates the cute widdle Bunnies.

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Re: Ptarmigan's nightmare
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2017, 07:04:48 PM »
Alright, I've been avoiding this for fear of looking stupid all this time, but someone has got to fill me in on the rabbit reference.
I can't take it anymore.. I gotta know

Glad you asked. Rabbits keep ptarmigans overlooked and unknown. Most people do not know what a ptarmigan is because of rabbits.
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Re: Ptarmigan's nightmare
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2017, 08:10:41 PM »
(Running joke) Ptarmy hates the cute widdle Bunnies.
Ok I still don't get it. Is Ptarmy a primitive I've overlooked?

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Re: Ptarmigan's nightmare
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2017, 09:09:27 PM »
Ptarmy is a brilliant wit and eloquent writer and he has been at CC longer than I have.
Ptarmy is NO primitive.

Now for your offense, go post a bunny picture and call it cute.

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Re: Ptarmigan's nightmare
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2017, 09:16:31 PM »
Ptarmy is a brilliant wit and eloquent writer and he has been at CC longer than I have.
Ptarmy is NO primitive.

Now for your offense, go post a bunny picture and call it cute.

Don't encourage people.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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Re: Ptarmigan's nightmare
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2017, 08:26:47 AM »
Ptarmy is a brilliant wit and eloquent writer and he has been at CC longer than I have.
Ptarmy is NO primitive.

Now for your offense, go post a bunny picture and call it cute.

Ok this is less complicated that I originally suspected then.
And the reason I'll never (purposefully) divulge any of my weaknesses to you guys!