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QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?

https://gopthedailydose.com/2017/06/15/question-michelle-obamas-memoirs-titled/

Here are a few to get the ball rolling…

— ‘Alpha Woman, Beta Male’

— ‘They (Still) Call Me Sasquatch’

— ‘Sold More Copies Than Hillary’s’

— ‘Double Down — Our Party, Your Childrens’ Debt’

‘Tears Of Our (Democrat) Successors’

— ‘I Wore The Pants, He wore the Mom Jeans’

— She Looka Like a Man

— ‘Quick! Cash the Cheque Before they Read It’

— ‘Laughing All The Way To The Bank’

— ‘Obama’s White House: Even Uglier On The Inside’

— ‘If Looks Could Kill’

— ‘Fundamentally Transformed’

— ‘Richer Than Hillary

— ‘A Lifetime Of Travel In Just Eight Years’

— ‘We Broke It, You Bought It’

— ‘I Can’t Believe We Got Away With It!’

You probably have a few yourself. Hit us with your best ones in the comments.


 

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Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2017, 11:16:49 AM »
"Michie the Moocher"
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

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Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2017, 11:26:06 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
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Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2017, 06:03:45 PM »
Playing the race card and winning big!!
Life is tough and it’s even tougher when you’re stupid

Basking in the glow of my white Privilege, while I water the Begonias with liberal tears!

I will give up my guns when the liberals give up their illegal aliens

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Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2017, 10:14:21 AM »
"My  Struggle."
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Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2017, 11:01:17 AM »
"My  Struggle."

In both English and German? :whistling:
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2017, 11:37:16 AM »
In both English and German? :whistling:
How about english and eubonics?

And maybe a comic book version as well. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Life is tough and it’s even tougher when you’re stupid

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Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2017, 02:06:54 PM »
Seeing the World on $5 Million Taxpayer Dollars a Day
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

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Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2017, 04:18:44 PM »
In both English and German? :whistling:

Ja, das stimmt.
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Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2017, 11:45:53 PM »
My TRANNYformational Years
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more than breaking into someone's house makes you part of the family.
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Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2017, 12:28:18 AM »
"You goin' to Hell, Fred Stanford."  It would also work for Maxine Waters, of course...maybe that could be the sequel, or second volume.
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Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2017, 08:40:48 AM »
What was that quote in which she said something like "Sometimes I dream that I walk out the door and just keep walking"?

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Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2017, 10:23:58 AM »
There's not much for her to memoir about.

Heckle... How she fell-apart at a backyard vegan-brunch when her lesbian hostess began sniping about her husband's anti gay-marriage stance in 2011.  (He wasn't pro gay-marriage till 05-12)

Lunches For Goats... speaks for itself.

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Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2017, 10:55:16 AM »
"Strap-ons for DUmmies."
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Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2017, 11:05:42 AM »
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Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2017, 11:19:51 AM »
MOOOOching On Up
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

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Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2017, 04:41:29 PM »
'It's Not Hypocritical When I Do It.'
'Eat What I Say, Not What I Eat.'
'You're a Racist.'
'Junk Food for Me, Not for Thee.'

"My  Struggle."
Will the cover of the book depict her trying to squeeze her gigantic butt into a pair of unfashionable pants? That's probably the hardest "Struggle" she's faced.

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Re: QUESTION: What Should Michelle Obama’s Memoirs Be Titled?
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2017, 05:21:39 PM »
"I Michael."
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