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Offline Linda

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WOW......Only in Miami, Florida..!!
« on: April 10, 2017, 06:40:29 AM »
 WOW......Only in Miami, Florida...!!! You will not believe what just happened...
 I pulled into the Marathon in Miami to get gas, when I pulled up and noticed these
two cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas..
I saw her and thought, "Is she crazy?!! But anyway,
I went to the furthest pump away and started pumping gas.
I heard someone screaming.. I looked over and the woman's arm was on fire!
She was swinging her arm and running around like crazy!
The cops put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with their coffees!!
Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the police car..
I was thinking "She shouldn't have been smoking near the pump while getting gas!"
But being the nosey person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting her for...
The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
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Re: WOW......Only in Miami, Florida..!!
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2017, 07:25:47 AM »
 :rofl:

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  Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.  Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Offline Rick

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Re: WOW......Only in Miami, Florida..!!
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2017, 10:24:13 PM »
 :rofl:
Me too.