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Offline FunkyZero

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I got my ass kicked by a bunch of teenagers
« on: March 26, 2017, 08:36:43 AM »
Well, sorta...
Took my boys and a bunch of their friends to an indoor paintball arena yesterday for kicks.
Real dark inside, about 2 acres or so of converted warehouse space.
We joined in with some other guy and about 8 kids he brought with him. Most of them ended up on my team, and there were 4 of them around 10-12 years old... they were scared of it so they didn't do very well in our capture the flag efforts. I got annihilated. The rules were slightly changed to our benefit though. They usually have a 3 minutes timeout when you get "killed", but the game rules were just that you had to tag a neutral area, then you could immediately go back into play so we got a lot of fun in.
That being said, the last game... deathmatch! I came out the victor! I got 11 of the 15 kills!
You can't defeat the old man.
I've got quite a few purple bruises this morning too.
I had never done this before. Being a 50 year-old smoker, this was a challenge for me. I was about to pass out from heat exhaustion by the end of it.
You guys do paintball?
I have to say, it was a lot of fun, although it cost me a small fortune since I picked up the entire tab... and we rented all the gear